school - I Used To Believe

Choose one of the following categories: classes, teachers, the pledge,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the ten most recently added beliefs:

I used to believe that the school bus was really the school, and the teacher drove it. I thought they just drove around all day learning things.

Carly

I used to believe that the primary school teachers would sleep in the classroom cupboards becuase they were there before I arrived and after I left.

Miz Ditzy

i used to believe that teacher lived at school

gaby moore

I thought when you are writing you just capitalized whatever you words you thought were important. Later I found out they actually did write that way a long time ago.

Dietrich Corby

I used to believe that teachers lived inside the closets of their classrooms.

Anon

I used to believe that the part of the Pledge of Allegiance "and to the Republic for which it stands" was "and to the Republic where witches stands" until I was 16 and saw it written on the wall of an elementary school classroom.

Amy

When I was little my mom told me that the school police would see me if I went out of the house while I was home sick from school. I always imagined FBI agents with radios and such. I was always terrified to go grocery shopping or such whenever I was home sick because I thought the school police would find me!

Light

For a while during recess at school (around 1st or 2nd grade) I had this hole I dug that I kept trying to make bigger (with my bare hands). It never got very big, but I was convinced that eventually I would find something valuable like gold.

flarn2006

Until I was 14 or 15 I really believed there were Truancy Officers who checked up on kids who didn't go to school, to be sure they were really sick.

Ruben

When I was a freshman in high school, I remember when my phys. ed. class was learning volleyball. My phys. ed. teacher taught us about a "forearm pass" and I thought he said "four-arm pass." Sometimes when he told us to do a "forearm pass", I got confused and thought, "How can you do a four-arm pass if we only have two arms?! I'm not Goro (from Mortal Kombat)! It took me some time to realize what my teacher was really saying.

Maniaxe