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I used to think a girl got pregnant by anal sex.

RoadWarrior
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I knew about sex pretty early on, but when I was very little, like 3 or 4, I used to be terrified of boys because I thought that when they touched you, they're cooties would get you pregnant.

Sarah
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I read a kids' sex education book that gave most of the facts, but neglected to mention that sex does not result in pregnancy every time. For years I thought you couldn't have sex without having a baby, until my mum told me otherwise.

some guy
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My parents never told me that people had sex to have a baby, they just said it was when a man and a woman decided together that it was the right time.

So until I was 11 or so, I thought that a woman would only get pregnent when she decided in her mind that it was time. Sometimes I'd freak myself out by "thinking" I wanted a baby, and would then knock on wood 3 times.

omgprego
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I used to believe that girls got pregnant when guys pee on them after they have sex... I saw it on a porn vid and yeah...I was sure wrong.

Zen
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I used to believe once a man and a woman lay naked caressing each other, the woman would be pregant

oiman
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when i was younger i didnt kno u needed a penis for reproduction so i never wanted to put my pillow inbetween my legs in fear that i would become pregnant !

ANONYMOUS !
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When I was in second grade, I had a friend who knew about sex, because his mom had told him about it. However, he wouldn't tell me what it was because he had promised to his mom that he wouldn't tell. Instead, he just told me that a boy and a girl have to kiss naked. I couldn't figure out why kissing naked would have a different effect than kissing fully clothed, if no body contact was made besides the kissing.

Yessa
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I had a friend in highschool(yes highschool) who used to think that women could get pregnant through their belly buttons.......

Anon
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when i was little i used to think you got pregnant by having a mommy and a daddy put their ankles together and then they would have a baby.

Jessica
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I used to believe that a giant bird would deliver babies to the mother when she was said to have order one. I just could figure out why a woman's belly would get so big. I could never figure out the connection. I was 10 years old how embarrasing it is now.

Omar G.
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i used to believe that women get pregnant if a man pisses over the toilet sit and then she sits down on it.

jongres
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I used to believe that pregnancy happened when a man somehow made his penis about 3 feet long and inserted it down a woman's throat into her uterus and ejaculated. Guess I had the idea of where the uterus is just not how to get to it.

Anon
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My mom and dad used to tell me that women who got injured got pregnant (they could of made up a better story!!), so one time my dad dropped something on his foot and I asked him if he was pregnant.

Jenn
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i used to think when guys fingered women, women got pregnant. looks like i guessed wrong(porno freaks u kno wat i mean)

Hajji gopher
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I used to believe that woman concieved babies thorugh thier ass !

Nikki
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My mom always told me that you can't get pregnant unless you're married, so I deduced that I must've been born three months premature, since I was born only six months after my parents got married. I remember going around telling this to teachers and parents of friends and girl scout leaders and basically everyone.

Anon
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i used to believe that when you had sex you would get pregnant as soon as soon as you did it

guess
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I used to think that if your moomy and daddy wanted to have a baby they called the doctor and the doctor came over and looked at your mommys belly and then poked it and your mommy was pregnant.

Sarah
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I used to think that women just got pregnant whenever they got married and only bad people had sex.

Vanessa
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