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When I was four, I thought I was pregnant. I had no idea how women got pregnant. But I knew that their bellies got bigger. Well, I had a poochy stomach so, I thought I was getting pregnant!
Gretchen
When I was in third grade, I heard a joke at home about a "magic pill." As a school project, everyone in my third grade class had a penpal. Well, I thought this joke was funny and wrote about it to my penpal. When I showed the letter to my teacher she told me that the joke was inappropriate. Apparently, the "magic pill" was a reference to birth control. I had no idea what that was. I was very embarrased, erased the whole letter, and re-wrote it!
Gretchen
i used to think that babies were made by rubbing your bellybuttons together
When I was young I used to brlieve that woman gets pregnant by drinking the sperm and than it stops in the stomach and so the baby comes from there.
Viktor
I knew that babies were a result of sex, but I thought my parents only had sex three times since they only had three children. I figured you only have sex according to the amount of children you wanted.
I use to think that if you went swimming and there was fish in the water that those were the "fish" that got you preganant so i alwaysed checked the water before i got in.
"fish"knowledge
My mom told me that you could get pregnant if a guys jizz even gets on your Skin....for a long time i believed her..ok well maybe not tooo long! :P
NastyGirl
My mother told me that you got pregnant by seeds, I translated that into you ate seeds and got pregnant and because a watermelon was the only thing half the size of my mom when she was pregant with my little brother, I refused to ever eat a watermelon in scarce i would accidently eat a seed and end up with a pain in the butt like my brother. I still hesitate eating watermelons.
Vanessa
when I was about 10 or 11, a girl I knew who was aged 13, said she new how you got pregnant. I asked her how, and she said if we undressed she would show me. We both undressed, and she touched me until I had an erection, and she said when I was older, if I rubbed it something would come out and I would have to make sure it went on her belly-button, to make her have a baby.
jiggery pokery
When I was little I thought that you couldn't have a baby until you got married then magically you would get pregnant when it was your turn. It took me years to figure out how my sister was at my mum and dad's wedding!!
becka
when i was 6 my mum was pregnant, and for some strange reason i got the words 'pregnant' and 'spasticated' mixed up. When i went with my mum for a check up the receptionist said, so... what do we have here? and i said, my mums spasticated!!!!! in a really excited way because i was excited about my new brother/sister
by someone clever.....
Girlfriends in elementary school told me that "moms make babies from things in their private parts". I had already discovered masterbation and so thought that babies came from my fingers and was worried for weeks that I could have a baby.
kelly
I used to think that if you slept in the same bed as a memeber of the oppisite sex, you'd get pregnant
Samluver
my friend is...how shall we say..not gifted in the intullectual department, she told me that in about 6th grade (i was in 7th grade at the time,now im in 8th)her little 2 year old cousin humped her leg and she thought she was going to get pregnant and stayed in her room all day thinking of how she was gonna tell her parents (and she was in 6th grade!)
anastacia beeverhousen
When I was around 4 or 5, I was questioning my mother about babies. She told me that when you were pregnant, you had to watch what you ate because whatever the mother was eating, the baby inside was eating as well. Somehow I translated this to, you have to watch what you eat or else you will GET pregnant! And for what ever reason, I associated that with cheese. I thought that there was a microscopic baby lurking inside all of us, but that they liked cheese and would start to grow if you ate it. I was paranoid of eating dairy for months! My poor mother couldn't understand why every meal would start with me asking, "Is there cheese in that??!!"
My mom told me that babies came from seeds so i thought that you went to a store and bought a package of baby seeds and then a woman swallowed one and became pregnant
I used to think women became pregnant by making out with a guy and the gender of the baby was determined by who kissed more.
Allison
Up until I was about 7, I thought that you got pregnant by praying, and then drinking a glass of water. Rediculous!
Becky
I used to belive that if a girl masterbated too much or too often she would get pregnant
4evaAimee
once, when i was 6, i had to go to the bathroom at a fast food place and the girls bathroom was out of order...so i went into the guys bathroom and went into the stall and sat on the toilet seat...i went out to where my mom was and she was like "did u sit on the toilet seat" and i said "ya" and she said "omg, ur going to get pregnant now!" and i started crying and i said "i dont wanna go through the pain" and she started laughing and then i said "i'll give it to Kathy" and Kathy is my godmom and shes sterile
Jenny
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