As a child, I thought that by getting married, you would be able to have kids and if you weren't married, then you wouldn't be able to have kids.
My logic was this: Since you a man and a woman to make a baby, the only way for them to "connect" was by kissing. And since I knew that the bride & groom kissed at weddings, the saliava in the kiss would mingle and when the lady swallowed it, she would have a baby.

And in case you're wondering, no, I didn't know about "sex", then.

myukiori

i used to think that as soon as the man said "you may kiss the bride" and they kissed the woman would get pregnant. cuz it seemed like they always would get pregnant right after!

chris

When I was little I used to think that people got pregnant when they got married.

gavin

when i was little i used to think that when the groom kisses the bride at the wedding was when a woman would get pregnant. i thought this because usually after i attended a wedding, the bride would always end up pregnant afterward....

jenny

As an only child, I always wanted a baby brother or sister. Once when I was about 6 years old, I asked my mom when her and my dad were going to get married again. She laughed and asked why. I said, "Because I want y'all to have another baby."

Apparently I believed that getting married is how you got pregnant.

K

When I was little, I thought that when a man and woman got married, the woman automatically became pregnant just by getting married. I was so confused because my dad and stepmother were married for 7 years before my half sister was born. I thought they had made a pact with god so she wouldn't get pregnant. lol

jasonchic

For years I was trying to figure out where the babies are coming from. I knew it had something to do with the big belly, but how would baby get into there I had no idea. Until one day, when I realised that it all has to do with the wedding: there is way too much food at the weddings and bride seems to eat it all. Her tummy grows, creating the space for the baby that is somehow produced out of the eaten food. No wander I started to eat lot less afterwards.

Leo

When i was about 5 i thought that when you get married, the priest gives the woman a seed that she swallows when saying her vows and then it grows in her tummy and thats how the baby is made.(after that i was petrified of eating watermelon for fear of one growing in my tummy!)

Alexa

While working out how babies happened I came to the conclusion that something must happen to a womens body when she put on a wedding ring. So when my unmarried aunty had a baby I made my mum squirm by asking how come she had a baby without having the ring on her finger to make her pregnant....

Charlytune

When I was 5 I thought that a woman got pregnat just by getting married. If you wanted one kid- you got married once. If you wanted two kids- you got married twice.

I thought this because my aunt re-married when I was 5 and she already had one kid from her first marriage. Then after she re-married she was pregnant.

Sparkle Time

I used to believe that pregnancy was caused by the kiss at a couples wedding.

Greg

I used to believe that when the bride and groom kissed at the wedding, it was a special kiss and that's how the bride's body knew to become pregnant.

Christina

well,i am from Bangladesh,an asian country.i used to believe women can only get pregnent if and when they eat sweet from there husband on there wedding day -which is a culture in our marriage.

pantho

I used to believe that when you got married, and kissed then you would get pregnat and have a baby

Anon

I believed that only married women could get pregnant and that the priest was the one who would make her pregnant by throwing some magic powder on her during the ceremony.

Lucy

I thought that during a marriage, when the bride and groom kissed each other, it made the bride pregnant

Brandi

Until I was about 6 years of age I believed that when you walked down the isle at church when you got married, that was what made you pregnant so when I was at church I would never walk down the isle, only the side.

Liv

When I was about 4-6 years, I used to think that women got pregnant when they french kissed at their wedding, so I thought you automatically got pregnant if you got married!

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