My mom used to tell me never to kiss before you are married. I had read somewhere about a baby being formed by sperm and egg. I also thought that babies lived in the stomach. So, when I was about 7, I pieced it all together. The sperm travels to the egg from the father's mouth into the mother's stomach when they kiss and then the baby grows there. Then, a couple years later I wondered why the stomach acid didn't eat up the baby and wouldn't all the food build up if the baby were blocking the way to the intestine? Then I found porn which straightened a lot out for me. (My parents never gave me the talk and refused to let me take sex ed)

confused little boi

I used yo beleive yhat babies came out of a machine.

Connor

I used to think birth control was where you could choose the sex of your child.

Anon

When I was a child, I used to believe babies were born in cabbages. Once my mother brought a cabbage home and I was scared she would cut it and kill the baby, so I used a pen to try to dig a tiny hole in it to see the baby...
No need to say the cabbage was ruined.
I didn't get punished though, for my mother thought it was cute. But she did explain that babies were NOT born in cabbages... I remained doubtfull for a long time.

xd

when my aunt got pregnant I asked her why her tummy was big. She said she had swallowed a watermelon seed. Of course I believed her!

confused

When i was about 5 or 4 i used to think that you had to be married to have a baby. And that if you prayed to god you would get pregnant. Than I thought the baby would come out of your mouth! Then a year later i learned the real thing...you know what i mean

Lindsey

When I was around 5 or 6, we were at my great uncle's house and several relatives started talking about my parents' wedding. I told them, "Oh yeah, I was there too." They of course knew this wasn't true, and asked where I was. I said, "I was in my mommy's tummy." I couldn't understand why they were laughing so hard at me. Of course what I had accidentally implied was that my mom was knocked up when they got married - which they also knew wasn't true, since I wasn't born for another 4 years... I still feel embarassed about that one, but I guess at the time I believed all babies were just waiting in their mommy's tummy until the right time to be born.

Anon

when i was young, i thought that there is a store for you to buy babies and i thought every people was made by a machine and i always ask my mother if everybody always buy babies then who bought the first baby?

zijun

When I was 7 I broke my arm and went to the hospital for a cast. After the cast was put on
I asked when do I get my baby? Everyone laughed when I asked that and I didn't know why.
You see, I was 4 when my mother cut her finger and it was bleeding and they took her to
the hospital and after a few days when she came home she had my baby brother with her.
So I just new that any time a girl went to the hospital they gave her a baby when she left to
come home.

Marilyn

I used to believe that each girl was born with a seed inside her and that when she got married and was 25 that seed would turn into a baby. And that's where babies came from.

Chrissy S.

When I was like 4 I asked my parents where babies came from and they told me that they got me off the clerance rack @ kmart I belived it untill i was 8.

Sam

When I was way too young to learn about sex, I got it into my mind that there was a possibility that I might have a baby (even though I was a boy). After repeatedly questioning my mother if I would be able to keep my baby, she told my father to explain...

Being too young to understand, I went for the longest time thinking I had germs on the end of my "manhood".

Needless to say, I paid special attention at cleaning it whenever I could.

Kyle

I used to believe that in order to have a baby a boy had to pee inside a girl.

s & l

I used to believe that the only way you could have a baby was if you got married and then prayed to God that you would be pregnant and He would put the baby in the mommy.

Anon

I used to believe that babies were made by praying, I thought the parents would go upstairs or to their bedroom and pray for a baby and the baby would come. I remember watching a show where the parents decided they wanted to have another child so they ran up stairs, I asked my mom how babies were born and she said "um by praying"

wutever

I used to believe you could get a woman pregnant by kissing on the mouth. I watched loads and loads of movies growing up as a kid. Sex wasn't something I really knew about and I didn't see all that much of it in these movies. Well anyway, in a lot of the films, the couple would kiss and get all hot and heavy. Then they'd lay down on the bed, or the couch, or some other place, and then the screen would simply go black or cut foward to another scene and all of a sudden the couple is married (assumably) with children. So as a young brat, I came up with the conclusion that you can make kids by kissing. Of course I kept on believing this up until junior high. Now that I have no excuse for.

Marcus

i used to believe that i was made by my mum givin my dad a peck on da cheek!

Maria