i used to believe that when a man and woman kissed the girl got pregnant and then she went to the bathroom and pooped out the baby.

izzy

My little brother, who just turned 13 by the way, thinks that orgasms end in "peeing" and that you "pee" inside a woman during sex. Also, once, when he was younger and he was laying on me after taking a shower, I was tickling him and his privates got close to mine (I was fully clothed). I somehow managed to convince him that the baby I was having was his! Boy, was he worried when he heard me tell mom that I was pregnant!

Anon

when i was a kid i used to believe that inside a mummys tummy babies were dressed up in a mac and hat waiting impatiently with their suitcase for the lift to stop at the ground!!!!!!!
Dunno where i got that idea from!!

emance

I used to believe that the Daddy used to wee inside the Mummy to make a baby and the more wee-wee he did inside her meant you were taller when you growed up.

Matthew Isham

My mom is a nurse, so when she explained sex to me, she naturally used all the proper words and was very techincal about the whole thing. She told me about the fallopian tubes and the vas deferens... and I was only nine! This led me to believe that sex was something you had to go to the hospital to do!

Natalie

I once asked my mom if you could have a baby without being married, because all the daddies on tv were really mean. She reluctantly said yes. Later that day, i rememember thinging that I'm going to have a baby but never get married.

britishbroccoli

I used to think that babies came from cabbages.

Anon

I used to belive that a Dirty Sanchez was a type of truck i dont know why but i just thought i was about 10 when i finally learned what it ment

Mr. Sanchez

I used to believe that when mom and dad would want a baby, he would go to the grocery store and get a sunflower seed. He would stick it in mom's belly button and in a couple of minutes... a baby would come out! Boy, was I wrong...

Smurfette

I used to believe that babies are poop. Each time you poop there goes a baby. Of course this was before sex ed.

Anon

I used to think that babies "just happened". I used to have long conversations with my friends about how I wanted to be a mother but not be married so I figured I'd "just let it happen" as though pregnancy was an act of will. I had seen so many TV shows and movies about single mothers I thought thats what they had done, too!

Sarah

i used to belive that babys floated in the tummy and ate blood with dypers on!!! and a bow and their hair!

Anon

When i got to the age of wondering where babies come from my parent told me that my mum had an egg. i had this vision that there was this big warehouse with mountains of egg box cartons with one egg in them. There was one's where you could decide the gender or there was the luck dip aisles.

Imaginative_Kidd

When I was younger I used to think that when you got married, god put a spell on the woman and she had a baby!

Emma

my mother told us that we grew in tgarhe den and when we bloomed she went out and picked us. if we got in trouble she would threaten to plant us back out there. one time i got stuck in the mud. i was scared to death i was planted again.she came out and rescued me. i avoided muddy places from then on. i love my mom

karen axberg

I thought that parents made a baby by nibbling each others ears.

Mer

I used to believe that to have a baby you only had to pray really hard.

Emily

when i was about 6 or 5 years old, i had no idea about sex, but i had my own teory about making children. i used to believe that when man and woman kiss , woman is swallowing something which grows in her stoomach into a baby. that's really stupid, isn't it :)))

karoleena

Whe I was about 7 my older freind told me that babies where made when a man goes to the bathroom inside the woman. I was horrified by the thought that I was made of pee. Finally I asked my Mom and she told me the truth.

Jenny C.