When I was very young, I remember loads of my mums friends being pregnant and having babies. I overheard my godmother talking to my mum one day about a friend of theirs getting her "milk" (as in breast milk). For quite some time I believed that women had to go with their husbands to a big dome shaped building to have the milk put into their breasts! Ahhhh aren't kids sweet!

Lisa Willson

When I was little I would follow my mom everywhere. One morning I followed my mom into the bathroom and watched her swallow a pill from this cool looking dial. Asked her what it was and she said It kept her from having babies.
So I decided that when you were grown-up you had to swallow a pill every day or else a baby would appear in your stomach. Then I asked if my mom would buy me a box of Tic Tacs so I could be really good at swallowing them when I'm grown-up.

I beleived this for quit some time. That is until I was in middle school and we had a class on the whole thing

Jess

I used to believe that to make babies, a man would pee into a woman's butt. There. I said it.

Hu Flung Pu

I used to believe that the girl peed out of her, as I used to call it "bachina." So, to have a baby I thought that both the boy and the girl had to have to go to the batroom at the same time. Then, they would pee.

Peeing on my girlfriend

This belief sort of came from watching movies when I was a kid. During a wedding scene two people exchange rings right? Well I thought that when the man put the ring on the lady's finger it reacted in a way such that a baby is made in her belly. Then, in the next scene I see the lady with a baby...

T

Because on TV, couples slept together and then had babies, I figured something jumped through the air from the man to the woman. Consequently, on an overnight train trip I refused to go to sleep! That's how my Mom found out about my beliefs and "filled me in".

Laura

My sister told me that my parents had bought me out of the Sears flyer. I was only 5 and believed her since they had picutes of babies in the flyer and I hadn't realized yet that they were selling the baby clothes not the baby!!

Canuck

My mom used to tell me never to kiss before you are married. I had read somewhere about a baby being formed by sperm and egg. I also thought that babies lived in the stomach. So, when I was about 7, I pieced it all together. The sperm travels to the egg from the father's mouth into the mother's stomach when they kiss and then the baby grows there. Then, a couple years later I wondered why the stomach acid didn't eat up the baby and wouldn't all the food build up if the baby were blocking the way to the intestine? Then I found porn which straightened a lot out for me. (My parents never gave me the talk and refused to let me take sex ed)

confused little boi

When I was little, my brother told me that babies were made by a man peeing inside a woman, therefor, my skin was made from my father's pee. There was nothing more disgusting than thinking you were made of pee. It took me a long time to get over that one!

Lia

When I was little, I told my mom that I wanted to have 5 children and that they would all be boys. She then told me that it wasn't up to me because men determined the gender of the baby. And that was all she said, she didn't explain any of the logic behind it. So for the longest time, I thought that meant that men got to choose if they wanted a boy or a girl. In my mind I worked it out like this: When the woman was only a few months pregnant, the father-to-be would put his hand on her pregnant belly and say whether he wanted a son or daughter and that's what they would have. I guess I figured that involved some kind of magic. I didn't figure out otherwise until I was 10.

Jenny

I believed until I was about seven that, when a woman reached a certain age, she automatically had a baby. I wasn't sure I wanted children, so I used to constantly ask my mom, "How can I not have a baby when I grow up?"
She thought I was asking about birth control, so the answer was always, "I'll tell you when you're older."

K

When i was waaaay younger I Always thought that women had girl babies and men had boy babies....i was always wondering when my paw-paw was gonna have his baby

Leslie

When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!

Hennie

my freind used to think babies came out of microwaves. apparently you put a ready to heat packet in the micro wave set it for two minutes and the baby would be ready to come out.

micro

As a small child, I knew babies came out from the woman's body, but didn't know where. I figured it out on my own one day - I was sitting on my grandmother's lap while she was wearing a housedress. Looking down the neck of her dress, I saw only darkness. Therefore, I deduced that women developed holes in their chests, and babies came out there.

Kathy

When I asked my mum where babies came from, she told me from the chemist (pharmacy). I believed her until I watched a kids TV show about pregnancy, and the next opportunity babies came up in a conversation (at a dinner party), I asked the same question, got the same answer then explained in great detail how babies were made, and what birth was like. I was 7, and that was the last time I was allowed at the dinner table until my teens!

Sundeep

I was born at Easter and when I asked where I came from , was told I was found in an Easter egg bought for my sister Carol, wearing a silver paper nappy! I believed that for years, and still wish it were true. It`s better than being found under a cabbage!

Sylvia Boston UK

I believed that when a baby was born, he could remember his prior life and his time in Heaven in detail but he couldn't tell anyone about it due to lack of communication skills. As he learned to speak the language of his parents, he gradually forgot all of the previous information that would've answered all of the secrets of life.

rod

When I was young I used to believe that if a man and a woman slept in my bed together they would become pregnant instantly. Every time my dad had family over, or friends, they used my room as the guest room and I slept on the couch. And every morning when we ate breakfast the couple that were sleeping in my bed would surprise us with the news that they were pregnant. I never wanted to sleep with a male in that bed ever!

Amber

One day in 5th grade we were having art class and i had to sit next to a girl who was really dumb and beleived anything she was told. so me and my friends decided to play a joke on her. we told her that both girls AND boys could have babies. at first she though we were lieing (i dont know why she wouldn't beleive us, we were truthful lil kids ;-P) she loved to watch Full House so we asked her if she seen the episode where Becky and Jesse had the twins and she said yes so we told her that Becky had one of the babies and Jesse had the other and she was like "Oh yeah i remember that. ur right boys CAN have babies!" she beleived us for years, she also beleives in mermaids! strange lil girl she is!

Just a truthful lil kid