As embarrassing as this is... until I had my first child (I am now 25) I did not know that I had a "pee hole" and a "vaginal hole". I always though they were one and the same. I have never in my life had the sex talk with anyone, and all my friends are men.

To further my dismay; I just had my first orgasm a year ago! I have been with my husband since I was 14 so I guess I am still naive about this stuff ;p I wonder what else I will find out? –LOL--

Brandy

Met a man who thought every woman could give milk, whenever, wherever.

Missed that bullet

I remember watching George of the Jungle with my older cousin (a girl) when I (a boy) was very young, and I asked her why George had boobs. She hesitated for a moment, then told me it was because he had long hair. For years I believed that I could grow boobs by growing my hair out. Of course, I never wanted to 'cause then I'd be a girl!

I also, like many other young boys, believed that girls had penises too.

Drew H.

As a kid, I always thought that the space between a woman's breasts were the second place from where she could throw out solid waste.

Anon

When I was a little girl my older sister would tell me lies for a kick. She once told me that eating cantalope would make my breasts grow, and i being the tomboy i was, i didn't touch the fruit again until i was about ten when my mom told me it wasn't not true. :-P

SkylerCissial

When I was about 10, I was told that I had to pull my foreskin back in order to clean my penis properly. At that time, I had some problems doing that, so every day I tried and managed to pull it back a little bit more. I remember being very worried because I thought that my glans would fall to the floor if I pulled my foreskin back too much! I thought it wasn’t connected to the penis at all...

Juan Carlos

I used to believe that my balls were from me swallowing two marbles

James Gallier

I used to think that when got married, your penis got erect and stayed that way until you died. Imagine my surprise when I got an erection.

Anon

when my younger brother was born 6 years ago i thought he has somthing wrong with him because i did not no boys had sacks as well as willys also when i was born my older brother of 6 years thought there was somthing wrong with me as i did not have a willy my mom had to explain boys and girls are diffrent

chhheese

When I was in 2nd Grade, I thought boobs was the vagina. When I was smaller, I thought that the womans breasts were pillows for babies. Weird.

Anon

I used to belive (im a boy) that girls had penises(cant spell)too my parents just said they were boy parts and girl parts.

MR.RonG

I used to think that I would grow a penis 9from my clitoris)when I hit puberty and thats what happened when you got a period, becasue there would be a lot of blood and once a month your penis would grow a bit more and cause you to bleed. So, I had some major penis envy. Well, thats nothing, my neighbor (a boy) wanted a vagina so he'd tuck it between his legs when I came over. I thought it was weird and eventualy grew to hate him. The weird part? This kid seems to be fairly normal today. Imagine that.

No penis yet!

When I was very young, I used to believe that women's breasts stood out because they had bones in the middle of them.

Anon

A few years ago well when i was little like 3 or something anyway.. i used to have to take baths with myolder brother and one night we were in there and i started crying my mom ran in wondering what was rong and i said "it's a snake" all my mom did was look at me and laugh

i'd rather not put my name

when i was like 8 or 9 my bestfriend told that if u pulled on my boobs under hot water in the shower that they would grow bigger than my moms. my mom is small chested so i didnt want to be like her. now i look back and see how dumb i was.

me