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I was in graduate school before I realize I'd been circumcised. I always thought the glans (or head) was what got cut off, so since mine was still there, I thought I had escaped the knife. It was only when I took an anatomy-related class in grad school that I learned the truth (I comped out of undergrad biology). I am extremely intelligent and had most of my tuition paid by private and State scholarships and fellowships, but this one misconception persisted well into my adult life.
John
Though this isn't my belief per se, when my daughter was younger (3 at the time) , I had to take her to the bathroom. Well, after she went, I had to go as well (hell, I think my bladder is smaller than hers!). As I was squatting in the stall to go, she points directly at me and exclaims, in a raised voice, "Dad!! You have a *handle* on your BUTT!!!" ... this was at a Costco, which has no ceiling and rather decent acoustics.... all I could say was "Yes, yes I do" and exit the bathroom as quickly (of course washing both hers and my hands)
mach3
When I was younger I believed that testicles were actually babies waiting to be put in a womb.
So if I saw a woman with 3 or more children, I figured she was cheating on her husband.
Lunar
I used to believe that girls' titties were full of air just like balloons and they did not float in pools because of their bra.
Grungie
My grandmother (and mother) used to (and still does) tell me and my sisters that if you sleep in your bra, your boobs won't grow. So we were always sure to take off our bra's before bed. Ironically enough, she (my grandmother) dosen't wear underwear to bed, does that mean that her butt grows at night?
I used to believe that testicles are there just to keep the legs apart, reducing friction.
for some bizarre reason i used to think sperm (semen) was bright luminous "kryptonite" green colour. i think it was because it seemed such a magical sort of substance, and in books or movies or tv, whenever a villain or a witch or scientist has a magic potion or antidote or something its always green? anyway i really embarrassed myself in class because i just assumed this was true i never even questioned it, and even though i was top of the class in biology, without thinking, after sex ed, when the teacher said "any questions" i shot my hand straight up and asked , yes, "what is the substance in semen which makes it bright green?" and everybody (well all the boys specially) laughed so hard, that was the first inkling i had that i was wrong about it!!!!
i was 13 years old!!!!! and several girls had already lost their virginity, so it made me look such a virgin.
chrissydontsurf
i use to believe that girls can harden thier sex organ also like the boys do. it was untill 10 years old when i ask my cousin and she laugh at me
eq
Me and my friends used to believe that girls had balls to. Then once I walked in on my older siss getting out of the bath tub and what I saw I was shocked and I said: "WHERE'S YOUR BALLS?!" To this day she makes fun of me about that
Zao
I used to believe that all people had "Willys", I was in hospital watching my baby Sister be born, aged about 7, when i puzzled "Wheres its willy?" The Doctor said "Girls don't have willys" I replied proudly "Never mind it will grow on later!"
Nick Blakesley
when i was little i used to belive that there was only 2 holes on your butt no vagina so i thought babys come out ur rectum like poopie until i was 11 years old i was so surprised when the teacher said there was 3 holes everyone stared
attenaj (sdrawkcab)
When having the 'facts of life' explained to me by an older male surrogate dad, I used 2 believe that pregnancy in the opposite sex was a result of kissing. We got to the sperm part being produced in the testicles...all well and good so far...then I asked 'well how does it get all the way up THERE?'
"Hmmm...it isn't all THAT far is it?" he answered. 'Gotta be a couple of feet!' said I. He avoided that precocious 10-year-old in all locker rooms from then on.
Billy
When I was in about 6th grade and all of the other girls in my class started to get boobies I would tie a belt around my rib cage at dinner each night and think that whatever I ate would stop right at my boobies and they would get bigger. I did this for the entire 6th grade year and still remained flat as a board.
Kimberly
This is about my mother's belief when she was young. Her mother had a breast removed due to cancer, and therefore owned a bean-bag breast, and it used to get thrown about with the common phrase "who's got my boussom?!" She thought that all mothers only had one real breast!
When i was a kid,i used to believe that girls also have penis like guys
Marjan Wasti
I embarrassed myself at school one day when one of the boys boldly announced "girls have two bums, a back bum and a front bum" to which i replied "Its not a bum its my mary".
I used to believe that only men had hair anywhere on their body (besides their head). I still remember my confusion the first time I saw a picture of a naked lady in a girlie magazine when I was eight or nine. I thought her bush looked like something a man should have!
When I was young I once saw my baby sister bathe and asked my mom why didnt she too have big breasts like mom. Mom told me she was a baby and her breasts had not grown yet. Being a boy I didnt bother to ask mom why I didnt have them because I knew only girls had the breasts.
SO one day while mom was changing her nappy I was really amamzed to find out that her uriniary organ had not grown too, comparing it to mine she didnt have one. And so very innocently I told mom, look her Pee has not grown too, I know why , because she is young.
Sanjay
when i was little .. my parents referred to a girls privates as their flower .. untill i was 8 and my mum explained it to me ... i thought there was something extremely wrong because i didnt have an actual flower .....
tobie
To tease my daughter who is 5 years old, I told her that we didn't really know if she was a girl or boy yet because a person doesn't grow a "boy private" until age six. She freaked at the possibility that she may turn into a boy and it took me a week to convince her otherwise.
baddad
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