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When I read about monks being castrated I asked my mom about it right away and she told me it was when they took away the part of a man that made him give babies. I asumed it meant they cut off the penis!!!! She also told me about being sterilized, and that dad got it done a few years back. I asked dad if they were gonna take mine away too :\
Until I was ten or eleven I thought a vagina was a "pagina"
As a little girl, I thought a man's penis looked a lot like a vienna sausage.
Then, I heard the term "balls".
I was CONFUSED.
I thought that there were two spheres INSIDE the penis.
I also thought that it was just two balls, one connected to the crotch and another hanging off the first.
All I can say is, THANKS, SEX ED! :D
And Don't Get me started on what I thought about my clitoris...
when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!
axel
In fifth grade, teh "bad" kids decided one day to tell me what horny meant.... I thought (and always had up till then) that it was just a reference to unicorns and other animals with horns.
Now I crack jokes at one of my friends because she doesn't know what some words, that have to do with sex, mean.(and she's 15 almost 16)
glad it's no longer me
I used to believe that when a man got an erection it would stick straight out about a foot long and be as hard as metal. So I was always extremely confused when guys in movies with erections had a lump in their pants. I logically assumed that an actual erection was only shown in NC-17 movies and that these were just how hard-ons were represented in movies XD
A clueless 14 year old girl
When I was younger I used to believe you grew breasts by drinking milk. I would drink obsessive amounts of milk so I would grow breasts. I believed this until I was a flat 11 year old. Then I stopped drinking milk alltogether and they grew. Go figure.
haha
I thought calling someone a prick simply meant they were a jerk. So I was out to dinner with my mom, very conservative aunt, and 2 cousins (one younger), I was complaining about movie critics and very, very loudly exclaimed "they're SUCH PRICKS." The family just stared at me shocked...my momsaid, "what?!?!" I said it even louder wen my older male cousin told me what it really meant and I was incredibly embarrassed and apologized. I got a double whammy for embarrassment when I actually called the guy I liked and told him the story randomly and he was entirely not interested...it was mortifying. Especially because I was 15 and didn't know what a prick was!
I thought that the word "ejaculate" meant to laugh hard/think something was really funny. So when my former stepmom, dad, and step siblings were with me when I was about 9, someone said some kind of joke, and I cracked up and yelled "I'm ejaculating!" quite loudly. I got a few very odd looks. I'm still embarrassed to think about it.
Well my mom always referred to a vagina as 'tuttel'. I always thought everyone knew that you could also say 'tuttel' when referring to a womans genital parts, since you have lots of words that refer to it.
When I was about 14 there were a new sort stuffed animals, which were called; Tuttels. I was disgusted, why would someone make something innocent like stuffed animals such a grose thing.
Whoops
Omg when i was little i watched a movie and in the movie a man said can i see your pussy so i though that a pussy was a cat so 2 days later we went to my aunts house to visit her and she used to have a little kitty and i asked her can i see your pussy and everyone looked at me really weird and it was sooo embarrasin because i didnt know what it really ment when i got older i found out what pussy second meaning and it was so akward
Can i see you...
When I was little, I thought that a boy's penis filled up with urine. I didn't know about bladders. Later on, I learned about testicles, and I thought that was what filled up with urine.
Rebekah
I used to think that everyone's genitals looked entirely different.
I would imagine all kinds of weird shapes going on down there for different children.
I believed this until my preschool friend left the door open when she was using the bathroom- I exclaimed, "She has a pee-pee just like mine!"
When I was little I held the adament beliefe that girls only became girls when their willies dropped off.
My mum brings it up to this day.
I used to believe that there really was such a spread as vaginamite.
Rae
When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"
When I was 4 years old, and my little sister was a newborn, I saw my mom changing her, and when I saw that she didn't have a penis, I exclaimed "What happened!?"
For some unknown reason I used to think that you could shoot people with your penis, like a laser. We were in 3rd grade at the time and me and my friend were play fighting and 'shooting' each other with 'guns', so I said to him, "Lets shoot each other with our willies!" I remember him looking very confused. I wonder why!
Zap Man
I used to believe, until I was about 13, that a guys 'nuts' were like actual nuts (similar to walnuts or something)... hard brown brittle things that weren't really connected to the guys body, just hanging loose. It made perfect sense to me, because I figured that the reason guys went into so much pain if you hit them 'there', is because the nuts could 'crack open'.
Even seeing biology textbooks at secondary school didn't change my view, because they just showed the balls as pale brown round circles in cross-section diagrams!
Even now, in the back of my mind, I still think of guys having brittle walnut-like things...
Malorie Jempson
i used to belive when i got an erection that if i bent my penis it would break like a bone
beep41
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