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When I was little I believed only the most beautiful girls would become prostitutes, why else would everybody want to have sex with them?
When I was little I caught my parents... well let's just say, in the act, but before they could say anything I ran away.
I thought my dad was trying to kill my mom and was suspicious of him for years! D:
When I was 7 or 8 I thought sex was just two people standing real close to each other... Yea thanks to my older bro.
john
I used to believe that sex was illegal, and that if you did it, a swat team would bust in through the windows and arrest you.
When I was little I used to believe that when you were born doctors would respect your privacy by not looking at your genitals and to determine your gender they would do some sort of blood test.
Esteban
Back in 5th grade I used to think homosexual meant that you wanted to have sex at your house. So if someone asked me if I was a homosexual, I would say "Yes". Those were bad times..
Anon
Because of the phrase, "sleeping together" was always equated to sex, I was afraid to let my best friend share my bed with me during a sleepover. I didn't want to get pregnant. Since I didn't fully grasp the concept of sex yet, I also didn't realize that two girls couldn't have sex and get pregnant anyway. She spent a good 20 minutes giving me a better birds and the bees talk than my parents did. She was a year younger than me.
Sheltered Child
When I was like 7 or 8 I caught my parents having sex. For a long time, becauseof that, I thought they called Wednesday "Hump Day" because everone had sex. I figured if they were doing it, everyone else was too.
when I was little, about 4th grade, I thought that when a guy had an erection his penis turned colors...lmao
peanut
I had a book on where babies come from as a little kid, and I remember reading about "the exchange of bodily fluids". I knew that some sort of liquid came out of the man's penis into the woman's vagina during sex. But I couldn't really figure out how some weird new sort of liquid might magically show up, so for years I believed that boys just peed into girls during sex!
When I was younger, I had a bed wetting problem. So, during 5th grade when the teacher was talking about wet dreams, I shouted out "Oh, I used to pee the bed all the time."
My mom is a Labor & Delivery nurse so I always knew where babies came from and that it involved sex. But I distinctly remember thinking (around age 4 or 5) that sex was peeing into the mouth of your significant other. Strange!
TheWhale
I was seven when my parents told me I was going to be a big sister. My mom gave me a brief birds and the bees talk. I imagined sex being so clinical. I pictured a man and woman (I don't know how this image came about) sat facing each other, like on the side of the bathtub, and the man just inserted his penis into the woman and took it out, and she would automatically get pregnant.
Bigsister
When I was young (about 8 or so) I used to think that sex was what happened when you sharpened a pencil. Still not entirely sure how that one came about...
Trish
I used to think think that kissing or making out was sex....
I used to belive that thunder was clouds having sex.
Sally
When I was little, I used to believe that sex was when a man and a woman both peed at the same time and essentially sword fought with their pee.
When I was little my dad told me that if I had sex, sperm would come out. Sperm was part of your life, and if you spermed to a certain amount you would have lots of wrinkles and suffer.
Tyler
when i was young, i thought the "farthest" anyone could go was to be naked with someone, before i knew about sex. later i learned about sex but did not understand that motion was involved. no book said it and no one explained it, so i figured people having sex just lay there motionless and somehow magically knew when it was time to stop.
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