I used to always believe only guys can masterbate...but now we all know better.

dumb girl

when i was younger (8) we found a dog in our backyard. well i was climbing my slide and the dog came and jumped on my leg. i thought he was hugging me. i was so excited, that it loved me. at dinner that day, i wanted to show my mom. i said come here boy, and i stuck out my leg. the dog came and "hugged" my leg again. my sister was soo>>> jealous of me. then my mom told me what it was REALLY doing... i kicked the dog and would hit it whenever it came close to me!!! Gross... huh?

erikks

When I was about 9, I read somewhere that a good girl won't let herself be touched by a man, otherwise she would get pregnant. That became a big problem for me since I didn't know how to avoid "a man's touch". The day after as I entered school I bumped into a classmate, and gosh I thought I was pregnant. What shall I do now? My immediate problem was to choose a proper name for my child!!!

Alice

i got a job at publix when i was 21, my nephew was about 9 he was looking at my application i was filling out he says to his mom when we got home he is never gonna work at publix she said why, he replies they want to know youre name , address, phone number , if youre married but why do they need to know if youre having sex, i said no they want to know if youre male or female, he said wow i bet youre glad then auntie cause boy you know nana would be mad at you if she found out you were having sex

carrie

I'm 14, and I know all about condoms and stuff now , but when I was about 8 or 9 and i hadnt realt talked about it yet, I would read magazines that would always say use protection. Back then I didnt know what sex was, so i thought they meant keep your clothes on. i thought this because i thought kissing was really having sex.

14 year old

One day in middle school I was in science class and the teacher was randomly calling on people to read aloud from a book the class was reading together. He called on me and I began reading. When I came to the word "organism" I accidentally said "orgasm." I was so embarrassed - I just wanted to crawl under a rock and hide!

Anon

I don't know why, but when I was 10 years old, and didn't know what sex exactly was, I pictured it as a girl in her underwear and a bra doing a body roll like in a dance. I thought that if a man and a woman did this together at the exact same time, they were having sex. And if they touched torsos, the woman would be pregnant.

Later that year, I learned what it really was. I was close, right?

Pokey the Penguin

When I was young I thought sex was just kissing.When I saw my sister kiss someone I told my mom that my sister had sex.She was so shocked.

TalksTo Much

when I was little I believed when a woman would lose her virgintiy, a man would actually put his penis in your pee-hole. i thought this up until I was about 8. before that i swore to myself that i would never have sex. i also thought that if you really did have sex, that pee would just, like fall out insted of drip out.

Anon

Me and a frined when we were younger was discusing sex and she came out with that her mum had a vibrator,and being only 7 we belived that a vibrators shot up the womans vagina and buzzed and shook the womans eggs making her pregnant
thinking back on it what was we thinking?

Staines girl from uk

when my cousin first told me about sex we had no idea what a penis was so she said the guy stuck his underwear up you and it hurt the first time

immature

When I was little I was told that sperm was a bug by my friend (who was rather interested in the subject of sex, she also told me that sex was when u laid in the dark and made funny noises at each other) and so I believed that when a guy jizzed, it meant that a bug crawled out of his penis into a girl...(everybody knew this cause I drew it once). Needless to say I was wrong...I never thought bugs could swim! Lol!

a more educated girl

When I was younger I was too embaressed to ask my parents about sex so I found a book that explained it for me. I edvintually found out how it worked exept not where or who it was done by. I thought that random people on the street walked up to each other, did it all in an up-right position with no emotions and without a word, then the walked away and hope a baby would grow.

Confused Courtney

i used to think that a willy was naturally hairy, and when a boy put it in a girl, it just got hard and pulsated for a few mins without any thrusting. i believed this right up until i had sex when i was 16.

angelina

For years I thought that spunk was a male period and that boys spunked once a month - Yeah right!

Stupid Child

Mum bought me a book called 'The Body Book' after I started asking questions about sex. It simply said that the man puts his thing in the womans thing, that it was the most special cuddle a man could give and this was how babies were made.
For years I didnt know sex involved any movement. I thought he put it in and then waited a while then took it out again once she was pregnant.
Luckily I found out before it was too late!

Stupid Child

I used think a dildo was a type of bird. I told my friends that when they were talking about dildos. Half of my friends gave shocking expressions whie the other half of my friends were cracking up laughing. Then one of them explained to me what it really was. They mocked me about that for mounths. I mean, dosn't dildo sound more like a bird name, like similar to "dodo". I was 14 at the time, too.

Anon