This section contains beliefs all on a common theme: Serial killers are actually cereal killers. Show most recent or highest rated first or go back to criminals.
When I was little I used to think that serial killers killed people that ate cereal, so I stopped eating cereal for a little while until my sister told me what they were.
Liliana
when I was younger I used to believe a serial killer lived in cereal boxes.
laura
i used to believe that a "serial" killer was someone that put poision in "cereal". haha stupid i know.
Alyx
My brother told me 4 different things about serial killers.
1. that they were evil boxes of cereal. 2. that they were poisioned cereal. 3. that they were evil bits of cereal. and 4. that crop circles were when evil ppl made circles in some crop to prevent production of cereal.
I knew that obviously my brother would never tell the truth, so I assumed that (since my brother had crossed out all the possibilities) the media was making it up and that serial killers didn't really exist.......
fred
I used to believe serial killers were murderers that wore cereal costumes. Like a man dressed in a giant Cheerio would come kill you.
Julie
When i was little i would hear on the news that another serial killer broke loose so i would protect my cereal boxes because i thought they would try to kill my cereal.
Leo
When I was little my sister thought serial killers stabbed cereal boxes because they didn't like the taste or something........you don't want to know what was going through her mind of what she thought a serial rapist was............
Wow this is goning to sound bad but when I was about 5 or 6 years old I was watching the news there was something on about a serial killer. I never went near the cereal cabinet again. Lol I went downstairs the next morning and threw all the cereal away.
I used to believe that serial killers killed cereal...Cause i didnt know that it was spelt the other way...about 3 years ago i learned the difference.
Bee
a cereal killer was someone that went around and stole peoples' cereal
i thought that being a serial killer meant that you poisened cereal because i thought that it was always spelled cereal not serial
this is for a friend
when she was younger on the news she heard something about serial killer. being she was 4 or so she thought that it was cereal that ran around and killed people. For years she was scared that at night farm animal shaped cereal would come at night and kill her and her family. One nightmare she had was where her and her family were in a car and the farm animals were chassing after them and it was rainging milk. she was a bit of a disturded child if u can imagine.
filling in for a friend
When I was younger, I thought a serial killer was a person who ate a ridiculous amount of cereal
Aja
i used to believe that serial killers ripped up cerial boxes and threw them out
lol
ikillanyone
I belived that cerial killers were people who put poison in your cereal
Ray
When I was small, I believed that serial killers somehow killed people with breakfast cereal (choking them, beating them with the box, ect.).
Jessica Tinch
when i was little about until i was 7 i thought that a cereal killer was a person that somehow killed you when you were eating cereal lke a knive wouid fly out of cereal box when you were reading the box or they wouid poison the cereal my brother later clarified this for me i laugh about this when i read the news paper and i hear that someonw was killed
the dumb kid
When i was about 5 or 6 years of age, I thought that a cereal killer was a human sized cheerio with legs and arms that hid on roof tops, and waited untill you were not looking and then kill you
Rob (D)
My parents used to watch Americas most wanted when I was younger. When I was about 6 or 7 I remember hearing the word serial killer (home and friends), and thought that it was a person who killed people for their cereal. I was so afraid to eat cereal. Since my parents ate cereal, I was afraid that they would come after us to kill us while we slept.
Kerri
i used to watch america's most wanted and when john walsh spoke about serial killers, he was talking about people who either killed you with cereal, or killed you and then ate your cereal. i hid all the froot loops, convinced this would ward off a 'cereal killer'.
Future Mrs Manning
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