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When I was about 5 my friend had to use the restroom. She must have put her tush in too far becauseshe came running out screaming and told me that thier was a soggy monster in the toilet. We were both scared and avoided the toilet for awhile.

Ooshkadooshlookune
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I use 2 believe that Freddy Kruger (Sorry can't spell) lived down the toliet. And when i flushed it he would get mad and want 2 kill me. Whenever i went 2 the bathroom I'd run away very fast after I flushed so he did't get me. I think I belived this till I was about 10.

April B
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For some reason, I was incredibly afraid of the urinals in the infants (age 4-7) section of my primary school, particularly the automatic flushing thing they would do. I think I believed that they would flood the place, and it would fill up with water.

For some of my first year there, I refused to go in alone, until I wet myself as a result of that policy. I was still scared of them for a while, though, despite being fine with other urinals - in fact, once in year 5 the junior toilets were being cleaned or something so I had to use the infant ones - even with the knowledge that the urinals were not, in fact, out to get me, I was still somewhat suspicious of them.

christ on a bike
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For a few years, I think from about -10years old, I was always scared that there was a skeleton down my toilet. Disgustingly, if my wee or poo were big r smelly enough it wouldn't come up and touch/bite my bum. This always made sure I closed the lid and flushed the toilet though, lol.

Jodilye
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i used to think that lobsters would come out and pinch your butt if you weren't careful while you went to the bathroom.

nicole
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I was terrified of the wolf from never ending story, and the wolf from Lion, thw Witch and the wardrobe (I had a nightmare where he came out of a tap)
I started a game that when you flushed the toilet you would wake him up so you had to wash your hands and get out of there before it stopped flushing, then I started believing it...... Wierd thing is I told my sister recently and she did exactly the same thing.

Beware of the plumbing
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i thought a monster would come out of the toilet when i flushed it and bring me into Toiletland if i didn't run out of the bathroom fast enough

kelsi
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i used to think that every timei flushed the toilet the genie from the movie aladdin would come out.so every time i flushed i wouldrun away..this wenton for a couple years....

michelle
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I used to believe that when I flushed the toilet Basil Brush would come out and get me! This has left me with an unusual fear of toilet flushes....

Gem
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I used to believe that if I went to the bathroom during the night, a Wizard with long gray hair, a long pointed nose and very long fingernails would scratch me on my butt while I sat on the toilet.

JoEllen S.
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in school some of the girls never went to the bathroom at school.(i learned later they had like a fear of public toliets or something.) back then i thought they done something to make the toilets mad and if they went in that the toilets would eat them. kinda like a toilet mob.

Danya
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When I was little, I used to believe there was a monster down in the pipes that woke up when the toilet was flushed. I'd wash my hands first before going for the flush, then run as fast as I could for my room and LEAP onto my bed in case it had followed me- it couldn't be a very big monster, you see. I'd always wait until the sound of the toilet tank refilling finished, and scanned the floor suspiciously before getting back down.

Emi
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I used to belevie if i flushed the toilet in the last sstall at school three time in a row, an evil ghost would come out and bite you, and then you'd die when you turn 13!! My friend told me it happened to his great great grandpa!And I thought it was real

Carinne
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My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks

Billy
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Whenever I flushed the toilet, particularly at night, I used to believe that a scary monster would come crawling out from the u-bend and chase after me and kill me, or something.

So consequently, I used to run like the wind as soon as I'd flushed the toilet and got back into my bed and pulled the covers over.

GazChap
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i used to belive that when you flush a toilet on an aeroplane you get sucked down

milly
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i used 2 believe that if u did a s**t that the toilet would eat it and spit some bits out at u (for some strange reason)!

f9i7p5y
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i used to believe that snake lived in the toliet and when you to the seaside crabs crawled up the toliet and pinced your bum

anna h.........
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When I was small, I was always afraid that a snake would come up out of the toilet while I was on it. Well, in my early twenties, a boyfriend at the time had a snake that he kept at my house. He put it in the bathroom and shut the door while we went out one day. When we came back it was gone. Guess where it had went. It was my childhood nightmare come true!

Snake hater
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When I was little I used to think that there was a hand in public toilets just waiting to grab you. I thought that that was why my mom always used to tell me to "squat" while peeing. I would flush the toilet and quickly close it and say "haha, can't get me".

Still hasn't gotten me :)
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