When i was younger there was an advert on TV when someone talked on the phone on an aeroplane toilet and then got sucked out into the air. Because of this and my older sister, i was terrified of going to the toilet on planes. i thought that if i did it would suck me out and kill me. I didn't stop to think that i'd been on planes before and nothing had happened!
On the rare occasion we went on a plane, i just rushed to the toilet the minute we got off. The worst time this happened was on a 7 hour flight.

IHateAeroplaneToilets

When i was around 6 years old i believed that there was a restruant that served grinch people underneath my toilet. There was always a family with a spoiled little kid sitting down at a table right underneath my toilets pipes.They used to wait for "food" to plop out of the toilet and they'd fill up their cups with "drink".Sometimes if i was having trouble poo-ing i thought the little bratty kid would get impatient and stick his hand up the pipes! Naturally I learned to give them fast service.

Alanna

I convinced my brother that when I flushed the toilet all the contents of the toilet would come up into the tub if he didn't hold down the plug....he believed me too!

Valerie

At my day care, we had one bathroom with three toilets in it. There were no stalls or anything, just three toilets right next to each other. Well, my best friend was a dude and so when I saw him peeing standing up I asked him why I couldn't do that too. He told me to try it and I did. Afterwards, when I had to explain to my teacher why my pants were wet, I told her it was because god was sexist and didn't let boys and girls pee the same way.

Allie

When I first pooped in the working toilet, like not the little trainer ones. I flushed it and started crying, because I thought I accidentally pooped out all my internal organs and now they would be gone forever. I thought I would die the next time I had to poop or got hungry.

Mike

My older brother told when that babies were created when people took a dump in the toilet. so until i was 7 i always looked in the toilet to see if there was a baby there!

Anon

When I was about 4, I flushed a bouncy ball down the toilet.
The next day, after a weeks worth of rainfall, a nearby town was flooded, and when I saw this on the news I blamed myself for this incident.
I wouldn't let go of the guilt the pained me for the next two years.

Opus

When i was a little boy , i used to believe when i was on the toilett a ostrich arrived and pinch me

Brice

I use to beleive that there were monsters living in the piping and trying to climb out of my toilet and by pooing and putting toilet paper in the bowel I was effectively build a barricade and stoping them from getting into my house. I have no idea where this came from.

Nick

When I was little my grandma would clean my butt after taking a poo.. till I was around 12!!

Memento

when i was about 5 or 6 i thot that handycap sigh ment you had to use the restroom because almost evry restroom had a handycap sigh

Daniel

After flushing the toilet I would have to run into the next room before it finished flushing.
I was a strange child.

Anon

I used to ride in airplanes a lot, and when I flushed the toilet it would suck everything in, and I thought it made everything that wasn't attached to the ground or the walls sucked in and fall out the airplane

Anon

I was frightend of the '9 o'clock hosses' till I knew what they were. They were the people who came round to empty the toilet bucket. At that time of the night.

David Oliver Cartwright

My older sister always told me that if I didn't wash my hands with soap after I went to the bathroom, I would die of some pee-related disease. So naturally, I would soap up heavily. Then she tells me that if I didn't get all of the soap off, I would get cancer. Like I didn't have enough to worry about already!

Sandi

When I was younger i believed that if you diddn't flush the toilet and close the lid then all the stuff in the toilet would then either go on your hands when you washed them or onto your toothbrush when you cleaned your teeth! My older sister had told me about it for a joke as i always used to forget to flush the toilet.

Anon

When ever we had spiders(house spiders)we always flushed them down the toilet.Im really sczared of spiders by the way!!!Now when ever i go to the toilet im scared that the spiders are going to come up and bite my butt or something!!!!!

anonymous