when I was about 5 I loved the sailor moon show ... but whenever I used the toilet I had to finish wash my hands and then flush ... I also had to leave the restroom before it finished flushing because I was afraid that as soon as the flushing stopped the evil villain lady from ( I forget her name ) would rise out from the toilet and eat me if I was in there .

Alanna

when my sister was little her goldfish was flushed down the drain. she loved it so much every time someone wasnt looking she would run to the bathroom and stick her hand in the toilet, and with all the kids in the house, none of them ever flushed the toilet, so every time we would catch her she would have crap all over her until all her close were stain with crap from the toilet

lenette algiers

when i was a year old i taught my self how to use the poddy by using the kitty litter box, my parents were hippies and were proud of me for conserving water and didnt correct me till i was 8 years old.

???not telling

When I was young I used to believe that to let signs were signs telling you that a toilet was nearby. I always wondered why they had forgotten the i until I was about 12 when I found out that to let meant that the place was available for renting.

Senushka Munsamy

Aged nine, I saw a comedy show on the TV which included a song, during which the singer sang "I'm going to sit on a quango". This line was accompanied by a picture of a toilet. As a result, for over a year I believed 'quango' was a slang word for a toilet.

Jess Cully

i used to beleive that when you went poop that when you went to wipe your butt you would actsedently do it wrong
you would kill yourself so i had my mom
wipe my butt.

no worries

I used to believe that music came from toleits because once I went into the toilet and I heard mty mums CD player through the wall so that was what I prosumeed!

Quako

As the oldest sibling of six, all under eight at one time, I took great thrill in the bath room visit, should we all go somewhere together, I the oldest, had to take each child to the bathroom. I would enjoy letting them know, that if they didn't hurry (usually my supper would be getting cold) that there was a little button on the floor I could step on and they would be flushed away.

Sandy Welch

When I was about three, I decided it would be fun to flush a pair of underwear. I guess it must have clogged the toilet, because my Mom and Dad were very upset with me.

Mom yelled at me and explained that Dad would have to find the underwear and pull it out of the toilet. I wondered how he would fit in, and whether he would need scuba gear. I also wondered what would have happened if my underwear had made it all the way to the lake--how on earth would he find it?

Mike

my youngest sister was obsessed with bathrooms when she was little. she would ask to go to the bathroom, no matter where we were, not because she had to go but so she could see what they looked like. we thought there was something really wrong with her...

she also liked to "teach" to "students" (her babydolls and stuffed animals) while sitting on the pot at our house when we were younger. my mom thought it was cute and even bought her some old textbooks from a yard sale for my sister to use... i think my mom even has some pictures... we still give my sister a hard time about it...

teachin the potty....

I used to believe that a poop-monster lived in the toilet and the reason it made such a huge noise when you flushed it was because he was mad.

Erica Brandt

I used to think that the automatic tolets were controled by people who were looking at you through a camara.

jack irons

I used to believe that if I peed in my mothers toilet and if she hadn't flushed since she last peed that it would make a baby. I would go check afterward to see if a baby was growing there

philp coe

I used to believe that when you flushed the toilet, a pipe would come out of the side of the house, dumping your waste in the garden.

Henry

In schoolI thought that the used toliet water would come back out through the water fountans because there right there next to the bathrooms and I would never drink fomr foutains unless I was really really thirsty.

Danibal

Alright when i was little i went to the bathroom wierd. I saw that movie abotu the little ball creatures that come out of the toilet and decided that if I HAD to use the water closet, I would do it safely. I basically squatted, yes with my feet on the seat. Like i was doin squat excercises. Needless to say, aiming was hard, but I think I had relatively good aim. I remembered this cause somehwo someone aquirred a picture of me in my "ritual".

Prawn