I used to believe that when you went to the toilet, that there was this town that lived in the toilet who ordered foos. So if you went poo, then they'd me ordering a hamburger, if you went pee, it was sprite and if you had diarrhea it was dessert. And tha the toilet paper was the list of food they wanted. Then when you flushed it, the noise that the toilet makes was them saying Thank you.

Lenny

I used to believe that when you used the washroom then flushed the toilet, there was a man that lived in the toilet and would have to swallow everything soo fast!! it's gross now that i think about it

Priscilla

when i was about 5 i went to the pool with my dad and brother. They both had to pee and my dad didn't wanna leave me alone so he took me in the guys toilet. It was the first time i had ever seen i guys toilet and i thought that the urinal was a special place just for guys to shower and that the deodrant blocks in the drain was public soap that they shared. I know it's gross but hey i was 5!

Bec M

I used to believe that To let signs were Toilet signs with the i missing!

Chelsi

When I was little our toilet was a long way down the backyard and it was pretty scarey going out there!! But our Mum used to ask us to go the toilet for her - and it was always at night when it was cold and dark and of course we would run for our lives pee as fast as possible scream a lot and run back. We really believed we were doing it for her when all along it was just to get us to go to the toilet before going to bed!! Naughty Nan!!

Kay

When I was little I used to think my mum's bum would fall through the toilet seat, because her bum was bigger than mine

Rox

When I was seven, I overflowed the toilet and I ran to my dad crying hysterically cus I thought It would flood the whole earth and the world would come to an end.

Kiara

When I was little, I always thought there was a camera inside those movement sensing flushers on public toilets and that there was someone in another room looking at you on a screen, flushing the toilet when you stood up.

Anon

I used to believe that when you flush something down the toilet then it would turn into a frog so i thought that was why there are so many frogs where i live (I live in the country)

Frogs

When I was little I once forgot to make sure my vest was lifted up when I was on the toilet, and of course made a mess of it! Ever since that day, somthing must have stuck in my head, because I started stripping off to just my socks when I was at home to make sure it never happened again.

Garf

i used to think that toilets were little white animals that ate our-ahem-waste and that flushing was them swallowing

k-sull : )

I used to belive that when I would poop I was feeding all the fishies that got flushed downthe toilet!

Fish Feeder

i used to belive that when u flush a tolit and u were siting on it it would flush u down with the poop or peepee.

darts711

when i was little my cousins told me that a dip stick was when you got a stick and went up to the toilet and dipped the stick in some poop then ate it. they pretended like it was the coolest but i never did it.

dipsticklick

When i was about six, i went into the restroom one day and i saw the toilet seat up. I realized it was my brother, who was ten years older than me. I came to the conclusion that little kids sat on the toilet seat, but when they got older, their butts got bigger and they put the toilet seat up and sat right on the bowl.

I tried to sit on the bowl, but my butt fell in.

Lecia

I used to believe that if i sat on the toilet for too long, a prosthetic arm was going to fly out of the toilet shove itself up my butt.

I dont know why! I was a weird kid!

Lecia

I used to think that when you flushed the toliet and you stood too close I thought you would get sucked in.

Anon