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Traffic lights are operated by creatures who live inside them

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My sister thinks that there are elves in the traffic lights, and that they have different color butts, one red, one yellow, and one green.

Yessa
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i used to believe that little mice dressed up in business suits and operated traffic lights. every morning they would climb up the wire and sit down at the console to work all of the traffic lights. i also thought they carried briefcases.

Anon
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When I was 5 or 6,I noticed that whenever Dad got caught by a red light,he would scream damn monkeys! So for awile I believed the monkeys controlled traffic lights!

Doug Rachal
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For some strange reason when I was little, I believed that monkeys sat in traffic lights to change them for traffic. I guess that came from being A Flintstones fan!!!

Jodie
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i used to think that there was a baby sitting inside the traffic lights changing them ever so often, i got a little older, having learnt new things, i thought derr u cant keep a baby in there it must be a robot or even an alien!!

dipnit
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When I was younger, I used to believe that little trolls lived in street lights; one for each color. When the light needed to be changed, they'd kick or hit the other one to let them know it was time to change. Lol!

Mary
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i used to believe that keebler elves controlled stoplights. red lights meant that they were leaving their post to get more cookies.

eduardo
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I used to believe there were little men inside traffic lights. Their jobs were to push different buttons to make the lights change colors. I wanted to be a little man who worked in their when I grew up. :-)

Traffic Light Man
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my dad used to tell me and my sisters that monkeys controled the street lights and that they lived in the yellow utility boxes....so we would make monkey faces at the light (to the monkeys) so they would turn the light green

nikki s.
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when i was younger i used to think that there was tiny little men who lived in the traffic lights, who decided when they were going to change, so if they saw a car coming that they didnt like the look of, they would change to red!

Becca
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I used to believe there were elves that lived in the traffic lights that changed their colours to let cars through intersections. My mum thought I was a nutter when I tried to wave at them.

Jaime
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I used to believe there were tall skinny guys living inside traffic lights who would switch the different colours on and off, communicating with each other using radios. I also thought there was one guy who worked for the council who would walk around every evening, open up the covers on street lights with a giant set of keys and switch them on, and tick each one off on a clipboard.

JD
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I used to believe that there were little men in all of the traffic lights with three buttons; red, green, and yellow. When there was a long wait in the lights then he had fallen asleep.

Annie
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I used to think inside traffic lights there were 3 littlr people fighting over which color the light will be. I thought the yellow guy was the weakest since it almost never turns yellow

leelee12
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"Traffic lights are operated by monkies inside of them" or so a very reliable source informed me.

guuy
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When I was little I used to think that there were little people who lived in the traffic lights, so I used to wave at them, thinking that they would change for us if we were nice.

Cory
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When I was about six, I had a mad obsession with horses. I thought about them every day, collected horse things, bought horse magazines - but the maddest thing I ever believed was that in traffic lights, (why traffic lights??) There was a horse, all cramped, who sat IN the traffic light and pressed different coloured buttons and the lights would appear. Don't ask why, I just did, OK?

Jess H
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I used to believe that miniature men worked in the stoplights and were responsible for changing the colors. I imagined that when their shift was over, they would come down an elevator inside the poles at the intersections.

Jen
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When i was little i used to belevie that there was little tiny people inside the traffic lights controlling them, And whenever i heard about a car accident on the news i though that the little person must ahve fallen asleep.

Anon
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i used to believe that a family of little people lived in the traffic light who pushed buttons to make the lights shine and i would picture myself in a traffic light and whenever the light would change the whole room filled up with that color

Krystal
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