animals

My husband believed that cats and dogs got married and their boy children were puppies and the girl children were kittens.

i used to think that the hills were all the dead dinosaurs that just decided to lay down somewhere and they eventually died. And after they died i thought that teh grass was their "hair" and i always wondered why "broccli" (( trees )) grew on their backs.

my parents still laugh at me to this day.

I go to summer camp and one of my best friends was really scared of deer. This is because she thinks they come up and nibble at your nose, looking all cute, but then they surprise you and rip your face off & eat it

I used to believe that pincher bugs were called earwigs because if they crawled into your ear they made you deaf. Some of the older kids in the neighborhood were responsible for selling us younger kids on this. And all of us younger kids totally believed it and would get all panicky if someone held an earwig next to our ear.

My brother used to think that cobwebs where made by cobs.

I used to believe that unicorns truly existed because I saw one at the circus as a kid. For years I would defend what I saw, then I realized it was just a white horse with a horn attached to its head and a beard to its chin. However, I still want to believe in unicorns.

because my dog always used to respond to his name, and "sit", and "give me a paw" i used to think they could understand what people were saying. so when anyone said anything horrible about him i used to cover his ears, so he couldnt hear what they were saying. i obviousley learnt better, but when me and my partner argue about anything, i always cover my kittens ears, habit, i suppose.

i used to believe that ears were actually earwigs and that when i saw my mum cleaning her ears the earwig was going to the toilet but needed help to get it all out:)

I used to beleive that if you watched a cat take a poo, you would get a deisese. Since my room is near the catbox, and my cat is in there, i ran to my room.

I used to believe that there were bats living in my toybox

I use to believe that dragon flies and fire flies were fairies

I used to believe that my mother's cat, which was white with big black spots, got that way because she drank cow's milk when she was a kitten instead of her mother's milk. Nobody understood why I kept calling her our "cow cat."

My dad used to tell me that when I stuck my arm out the car window, huge birds would come by and eat my arm. To this day I am terrified to put my hand outside a moving car.

i used 2 bleve that dragonfies and ladybugs were related and at night time they all came together and flew into space so they could see the whole world and they would see who was being naughty and they would eat all the naughty kids

this kid in my class beleived he was a cheetah. he would act like one most of the time, and would pretend to chew on the desk and stuff like that. I thought it was funny to tell him that everytime I ripped a page out of the National Geographic a cheetah would die. I think he really beleived me because he got pretty upset. I thought it was hysterical and kept ripping out pages and saying "oh look another cheetah just died!"

When we were little our parents got us a dog, a big German Shepherd. It was kinda mean and ended up biting our babysitter, so my mom took it back to the pound. When she got home she told us a police officer came into the pound looking for a police dog, and he adopted Pepper. I actually believed this until I was age 15 when I finally realized she was just trying to make us feel better!