animals

When I was around five, I believed that ear wax came from earwigs. Then I saw a horror movie where an earwig crawled into a man's brain, causing him to go crazy. I believed it! Anytime I found an earwig in the backyard, I ran like mad! Earwigs still give me the creeps.

Yo know how when there are beams of light inside a house you can see the dust particles moving. Well when i was little i thought they were tiny animals like birds so i would put them in a fish tank and place it i my room. I always thought thy had escaped becuz i put them in areas without the light beams so i would run around the house with the tank looking for "them".

My sister told me i was raised by squrrels. She said that my parents took me in because i was getting to big for my squrrel mom to carry and that i wouldnt fit in their nest. SHe called me squrrel girl for the next year. I beleived her and asked her why my parents had pictures of me on the day i was born and she said that my real parents sent them to my om nd dad. I beleived her until i realized my family was in some of the pictures.

I used to believe that dogs were the boys and cats were the dogs and when they had babbies the girls were kittens and the boys were puppies.

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every one told me i was a silly goose as a child but i never really got it but every time they said it i would imagine a goose staggering around like he was drunk

until i was about 7 i used to believe that cows had a little tank in their udders. the tank was like a squeezy toy so when you squeezed it milk would come out! boy was i mistaken!

I used to believe that when a rabbit plop plops it wee wees aswell!!!

The first time that our cat went into heat, she drove everyone in the house crazy with her crying. My little brother, who was about nine at the time, told one of his friends that she was crying because "there's a little baby wiggling around in her stomach and making her cry."

When I was in pre-school I was playing "My Little Ponies" with a girl who was about a year younger than me. She wasn't very nice because her mother was one of the pre-school teachers and she felt that made her more important than the rest of us. Anyway, I got stuck playing with her and she made her pony say it was going to eat mine! I got really upset and asked why and her pony said "Because I like meat!!!" I told her that ponies don't have any meat on them because they don't eat meat, only grass. We got into a huge fight over and she ran and asked her mom, who told me the sad truth. I stopped playing with her after that.

When i was little , i used to think that if a cat slept on your chest, it would suck all the air out of your lungs whilst you were asleep, and then you would die!!

When I was 5, on of my grandmother's friends brought a bunch of crates to our house. They were filled with something in it and when I went near it, I thought I heard a chicken clucking. And until I turned 8, I thought that every big box came with a free rooster.

I used to believe that all cats were females and all dogs were males and they mated together and you got either a boy dog or a girl cat. Unfortunately to this day I refer to all dogs as males and cats as females! Somethings never change.

when i was little i used to beleif that if a cat sneezed, then it would rain.

Birds in the sky would come down and attack me with their beaks.

when i was in kindergarten there was a breakout of lice and all the parents were given letters to tell them how to get rid of them. i asked my mum one day what lice were and she told me that they were small animals that lived on your hair. i got scared then because i imagined that there were small giraffes, small elephant and all the other animals living on my hair!

I used to believe that CAT_TAILS were really cat tails and when i saw a cat with no tail i would try to catch it and put its tail back on