animals

When I was in 3rd grade I secretly thought that my cat was a boy in my class that I kinda liked. Since I had never seen my cat and the boy together i never really knew. I always pushed my cat out of my room when I was getting dressed or going to the bathroom. This lasted years.

i useed to belive that if i speaked
french animals would under stand me.

When i was small ( young :P ) i belief that cow and horse are a pair. You know cow is a women and horse is a men. :]

When I was told about evolution my mother simply said "we used to be monkeys,"
So I thought that at one point in my life I was literally a monkey only I couldn't remember. This was dispite the fact that I had seen numerous photos of myself as a young human.
I knew logically it couldn't make sense but relied on it based on the fact it was my mother who told me.

my brother once told me if u go within a metre of a pigeon then u wud die of a disease. i dnt think its true its probably not but i still wont go near em!

i believed all sparrows(spyugs) were baby pigeons and seagulls

I used to think that my dogs and cats were really spies for my parents, and might be perverted, so I would never undress in front of them; I would kick them out of my room.

When i was a kid i saw two dogs doing 'it' and i asked my mom what was happening and she said "the doggie in front is hurt and the doggie in the back is pushing it to safety!" i beleived that for a long time.

When I was about 7, I was at my cousins house and she asked me if I wanted to see her 'gerbil'. I said yes because thought it was a type of precious gemstone!! oops...

I used to think Llamas were just camels with no humps, and the zoo would keep them seperated because the Llamas were jealous and would have gotten angry at the camels because they had no humps.
And I still believe in drop bears and can't walk past a tree without looking up.

I used to believe that u would blow on a puppy and it would fart

My first pet was a goldfish. I was so proud of my goldfish and would take it out of the water to show it to my little friends. Also, I thought it would want to play with me. I think it died after a week.

When i was little I had a case of headlice when i was 6 as any children do and to make myself feel better about it i used to beleive that we were just all headlice on somebodys big head but when my father brought home lice killing shampoo to kill them off i couldnt sleep that night as i thought i was a mass muderer

Okay this is kinda two beleifs in one. When I was young, I used to watch "Tom and Jerry". My aunt had this cat and a hamster. I asked her where her hamster's tail was and she told me that he was being a bad little mouse and Santa Claus ran out of coal for him, so he put de-tailer in his chocolate. (I think she was making fun of me)So I took her cat and her hamster and put them in the same room, and was absolutely amazed when Tom caught Jerry. (the good thing was that my aunt caught Tom before he could eat Jerry, and I was punished)

When I was young, I had this golden retreiver, and every day I would go outside to play with her. When we would play, I'd pretend that I was her date to a formal dance and say, "may I have this dance?" She'd give me her paw, and then we'd dance. I seriously thought that my dog understood what I was saying, and was one excellent dancer.

I used to believe that sparrows were baby pigeons