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I used to believe that whenever i saw a dead bird on the ground,that the bird would come to life and peck me to a bloody pulp. :)

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I used to think llama's had 2 heads. One facing forwards and one backwards. I have no idea why I thought this.

— spiderwebanimals : general

my little brother decided he wanted a budgie for christmas, my mum and dad weren't so keen on this and decided to get him a goldfish instead. After seeing the fish my brother was estatic, we asked him what he was going to call the fish, he told us he world call it budgie. It turned out he didn't really know what a budgie was he just liked the sound of the name so mum and dad got away with and my brother continued to believe all fish were in fact budgies.

Remember the recent outbreak of foot and mouth desiese in the UK, well I thought it was foot IN mouth and all the animals walked round eating thier feet, and I was 16.

I used to and sometimes still think, that there was people inside my dogs. That since the begining of time people hid themselves in dog outfits, I was of-course never afraid to change in front of them because all my dogs were girls, then I got a boy dog. he ran away. This theory was destroyed when my dog had puppies.

— Remember Bird brain and Mousy mouth? Well I'm doggy ditz.animals : cats and dogs

When me or my brothers pouted and stuck our lip out my Dad would say that little birds were going to land on my lip and pinch it. when I looked away with my lip still out, my Dad would somehow get his finger up there and pinch me. He still does it when we pout. But we hardly ever pout.

— Bird Brainanimals : birds

One time our cat Buffy was up on our roof. I was only 4 and my brother and sister were 5 and 8. When we saw him we thought for sure he was stuck up there and couldn't get down. Our mom wasn't concerned when we told her but we were so worried we got a wagon out and layed some blankets in it. We lined this up underneath the garage and stood there yelling for Buffy to jump down. After 10 minutes of Buffy just siting there he casually strolled over to a tree next to the garage and climbed down it. We just kinda looked at each other and went "Oh".

When on holiday in Greece, I was sitting in a taverna with my family watching 2 dogs opposite getting very frisky. I said loudly to my parents: "Look, that dog's giving the other one a piggyback". Of course, that wasn't what they were doing at all . . . ;)

one day, i was walking my brother to school(he was in grade 2),and it was a really dreary day,it was raining lightly,my brother was acting really strangly, he looked as if he was trying to cover his head,when i asked him what he was doing, he said "i don't want worms to fall on my head"
i told him that worms did not come from the sky.he looked at me, and 'smartly' said " then where do they come from smarty pants??!!"
i told him they fell from the ground.

When I was little, I used to think that when burrs came in contact with birds that the birds would stick to them.

The birds, not able to escape, I thought that they would eventually morph into burrs.

When I was little my mom told me that if I pouted and stuck out my lower lip a bluebird would come and poop on it. I would quickly make my lips as small as possible. I did not want to get pooped on!

I always remember Believing that slugs and snails came down from the sky when it rained, and I always wondered why I never got hit by one, I believed this till I was about 12.

I used to believe when I was little that those little bugs with the pinchers on the end of their tail called earwigs would crawl up into your ear and live in there and kill you.

when i was little i watched a godzilla movie and i went outside and saw my brothers iguana had gotten loose and when i saw it i went around yelling GODZILLA IS BACK.

— Iguana boyanimals : general

when i got my first puppy it was a boy when it got a bit older i was playing with it and notised it had a lump inbetween its back legs i thort it was like a cancer lump type thing so i told my mum and dad they just said the dog would b fine and i was upset when they diddent do anything about it but when i got older i realised it was his balls. LOL.

— PUSSYCAT XXXanimals : cats and dogs

My parents once told me that a haggis was a scottish hedgehog, with soft spines. Naturally, I trusted my parents and took their word for it
I fell out with my best friend over this as she insisted it was a sheep! I didn't find out the real truth until I was 12. Oh! The humiliation!

when i was little i saw a godzilla movie and i went outside and i saw my brother's iguana and i went aroun yelling GODZILLA IS HERE.

— iguana boyanimals : general

My sister used to believe that cats and dogs were the same type of animal. Cats were the females and dogs were the males, which is why she was confused when our dog had puppies.

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