animals

I see some people thought cats were female and dogs were male, but I thought cows were female and horses were male.

When I was little (5) my brothers friend (15) told me that warts were baby frogs and everytime I would see his friend I would ask him if they have hatched yet because I wanted one.

I thought swans were mystical creatures. I thought that they were like unicorns. I had never seen one until a couple of years ago, when I was 12. God, was I stupid

When I was 4 years old I thought that cats were the female sex of dogs. I also believed that if you flushed the toilet in a public restroom, the floor would open up like venitian blinds!

i used to belive that mushrooms grew in underground caverns, and little pigs wearing capes were the only creatures that could harvest mushrooms!!!

When I was about 4, I thought catfish were supposed to meow.

I used to believe that if you Borowed money from the bank to buy a horse and didnt pay the bank back, then the horse went to the factory.

i wont say until what age,but i used to think cats were girls and dogs were boys.

When i was younger, i used to believe that cats were female and dogs were male, and that cats and dogs mated to make babies

When i was maybe 5, I used to think that there were 2 types of Chicken. The kind you eat, and the kind on the farm. When I found out i was wrong, I almost became a vegetarian, but i cant give chicken up!

I used to belief that cats were girls and dogs were boys..

When I was very young, I saw my grandmother preparing a package for mailing. She was using the kind of tape that must be moistened to make it stick, and that must be the first time I'd ever seen that kind of tape (at least knowingly). She was licking the tape. When I saw her do that, I got very scared and cried out, "Don't lick the tape!" "Why not?" she asked. "You could catch tapeworms!" I replied. She and several other relatives got a good laugh at my expense. Turns out, ever since I'd heard of tapeworms, I thought one caught them from tape. So for quite some time, I'd been washing my hands thoroughly after every time I'd used or handled any kind of tape. And yes, that included audio and video tapes, as well as all kinds of sticking tape.

I used to think that all flamingoes were like a really bright hot pink. We were driving down through florida and my dad pointed out some flamingoes.I didn't believe him because some of them were brown and only only a few had a lot of pink. It wasn't til after that I realized that those bastards from the Beanie Baby company were lying about those flamingoes...

I used to read those Animorphs books when I was little. The characters in my books to morph into different animals they touched. I used to believe that my cats were really people, so when they came into my bathroom (while I was going) and when i was changing in my room it would always bother me and i would tell them to get out stop staring at me. I stopped believing this but it still creeps me out when they stare at me like that...

I used to belive cats and dogs had their own language like english but they wouldn't talk around any humans.
So I used to crawl around the backyard trying to get my two cats to trust me to keep there talking ability a secret, so i they could talk to me.
I think I watched to much talking cat and dog movies.

My mother didn't want me picking up bird feathers in the yard, so she told me that they were covered in tiny little flesh-eating bugs.
Whenever me and my sister found a feather, we'd start screaming for somebody to come and take care of it, so the bugs wouldn't get us.