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one time i was at a dock and there were ducks in the water pecking at eachothers heads and i yelled "look mom there eating each other!" then my mom told me they were having sex
A VERY long time ago, I decided to do a fun little project. i believed that if chickens could sit on eggs for a long time and make them hatch, maybe I could do the same. I took an egg out of the fridge and put it in a basket. Then after i did so, i sat on the egg. after what seemed like a long time, i got up to see if it was beginning to hatch, then sat down again... maybe a little too hard. oops!
imagine my moms shock when she saw the yoke on my good pants... ;-)
I used to believe that the direction geese were flying is where I had to go
I am seriously weird! ; )
I used to believe that a cuckoo actually looked like an owl. And even now when i know it doesn't, i still imagine an owl if i hear a cuckoo.
I used to believe that birds subsisted on bread.
Whwn I was about 6 I used to think that if a crow bit you you would fall asleep for 100 years!
everytime my brother and i went fishing an dlost the fish on the pole we would hear a bird. I would always tell him that the bird was laughing at him because he lost his fish. I still tell him that everytime he looses a fish.
i thought that if you knocked an egg a chicken would come out
since where i lived, there were a lot of little sparrows and pigeons, i used to think that the sparrows were pigeon babies.
i always thought swallows were dirty because they live in mud nests.so whenever i saw a swallow i said
''take a bath!''
Let me share with you a method for distinguishing a male pigeon from a female one...
First you catch such a bird and take their beak between your thumb and forefinger. (Please, be kind!) If your victim tries hard to escape, you've got a female...
...or that's what my father and his fellows practised when they were kids.
when i was younger i had pidgeons living in my roof,my mum told me that they would come in at night and steal my eyes and replace them with new ones fron then till the pidgeons left i set out traps that i would always fall into
I used to really think that a ferret was a type of parrot because their names rhyme.
when my mom was a kid she thought that if you caught a hummingbird, it would drill a whole through your hand.
When I was 7 years old, I used to believe that chicks were born from their mother's womb.
I used to believe that roadrunners were about 4 feet tall (Thanks Bugs Bunny and Wile E. Coyote!). The we went to visit my Grandmother in Arizona when I was about 7 or 8 and was quite suprised to see a real roadrunner!
every one told me i was a silly goose as a child but i never really got it but every time they said it i would imagine a goose staggering around like he was drunk
I used to believe that a crow is a female of a raven
When I was a little boy I used to believe, chicks went out when an egg was broken until a chick was really out. So now I stop eating eggs.
i used to beleve that when i grow up i'll be able to fly just like birds