cats & dogs

I used to believe all deer were girls, and all moose were boys.

Anon

So, we had a dog named Rodin when I was a kid, and he was doing well until he got cancer. The only reason I didn’t kiss him goodbye before he was put down, was because I though cancer was contagious and didn’t want to contract it.

I had the IQ of a toothbrush. 😞

Black-Feather-Wolf

when i was younger , i used to think all dogs were mean .

anonimous

When I was younger, I used to think my dog was a spy and he tolded all my secrets to my mom.

Lilas

When I was about 3 I had this dream that dogs could talk. So one day I was visiting my extended family on my mother's side (some of them have dogs) and I tried to talk to them, but was wondering why the dogs weren't talking. When I was about 6 my younger sister (2 years younger) convinced me that eating dog food could turn you into a dog. I wanted to be a dog so I ate some of my grandma's dog's dog food. I'm 14 now and I still laugh about it today,

Hanjax 70

I used to think that my female cat wanted to be a human man. I used to say that she had 'a mannish look about her'. I have no idea why.

Weird person

i used to belive that my dogs understood me when i spoke to them

David

I used to think that dogs and cats were the same animal and that all dogs were male and all cats were female so when a cat gave birth to children, it was a mix of baby dogs and baby cats

sir poops a lot

I used to think that dingoes were marsupials because they come from Australia.

Anon

I used to think that claws were only for cats, while dogs just had paws. I also thought that dogs only had round ears, and cats only had triangular ears.

Anon

I used to think that there was a raccoon hiding under my bed

Lana

when I was a child I used to believe...that dogs barking at night were chating about their day job.

Ronald Sanchez

when i was a kid my cat princess bit me i was so scared i thought that if you got bit by an animal you would turn into one.

kendra

When I was little I believed that all cats were female and all dogs were male.

Anon

My cousin used to believe that a beagle was a type of a bird(from getting it mixed up with eagle)

He would read the Peanuts comic strips, especially the ones with the beagle scouts, which are actually a group of birds led by Snoopy. He had no idea what a beagle was, so he guessed that the "beagle" in Beagle Scouts was referring to Woodstock and the other birds, until he asked his mom "What type of dog is Snoopy supposed to be? I know that Woodstock is a beagle but what about Snoopy?" and he got laughed at and she explained the whole thing to him.

Lila

When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.

Anon