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When i was about 4, my parents had a huger record-player with a tape deck built in. one day they caught me pressing "pause" when the cat walked over it. i thought it said "paws" and would protect it from the cat's feet.
When I was a kid i thought cats were cats and dogs were dogs. Their sex didn't enter into my calculations until later.
I used to believe that old rotten black banana skins were dogs lips!!
I had a cat when I was real young. After only a week it got worms. My cat and my sister's cat both relieved themselves on our concrete pad. Therefore for the longest time I believed that if a cat had worms, it pooped on concrete.
I used to believe that my mom choked my puppy!!! I used to have a dog that liked to jump around a lot and one day I went to the zoo with my nana-my mom tied up my dog and she cleaned out her car. I came back and my dad was burying my puppy!! I said" Mommy,you choked Twinkle!!(that was my dog)-but what really happened was Twinkle jumped around so much,that her collar choked her!!!
I used to believe that if a dog stuck their tongue in your mouth, you would get worms no matter what.
I was really little and we had a male dog laying on his back and my mom, my sister and I were petting his belly. This dog had uhh very prominent testicles and I pointed to them and asked what it was. My mom laughed hysterically and told me it was his butt. I believed her, but still wondered why his butt hung down like that.
when i was little, i was in the hurdles event in elementary school. one day i was outside with my mom and i jumped over the dog. my mom told me that the dog would shrink if i did, so from that day on i would jump backwards over the dog to keep it from shrinking.
when my lil brother was about 4 he thought that our dog goliath would turn into a girl dog and we could change his name my mom and i tried to explain to him that it woulnt happen and i dont think he really understood
I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.
When I was a child, I used to believe that the tongue the dog exhibit when they are exhausted (walking, running) was a ham slice.
you know how some people say great danes are as big as a pony? well i thought that great danes were half pony half dog. hehe
I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male.
I used to want to be a cat when i grew up and i thought it would really happen!
When I was about 5, I asked my mom why her friend didn't have any kids. She told me that her friend had cats instead of children. I took that to mean that one could choose whether to give birth to humans or cats, and decided that I would have cats when I was older.
When I was little, I had a female cat and my best friend had a male cat. My cat had a tail and her's didn't. Therefore, I believed you could tell a female cat from a male by whether they had tails or not.
when i was a little girl, i thought that cats were females and dogs were males. i was always confused when watching Tom and Jerry!
I thought that all dogs were amle and all cats were female!!
my mom thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls and when they gave birth they would have kittens and puppies she did that till she was like 6yrs old (she never had pets)
My mom told me that cats had secret pockets... and I believed her. I would pet the cats until they got annoyed with me, feeling around for their pockets.