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I was really little and we had a male dog laying on his back and my mom, my sister and I were petting his belly. This dog had uhh very prominent testicles and I pointed to them and asked what it was. My mom laughed hysterically and told me it was his butt. I believed her, but still wondered why his butt hung down like that.
when i was little, i was in the hurdles event in elementary school. one day i was outside with my mom and i jumped over the dog. my mom told me that the dog would shrink if i did, so from that day on i would jump backwards over the dog to keep it from shrinking.
when my lil brother was about 4 he thought that our dog goliath would turn into a girl dog and we could change his name my mom and i tried to explain to him that it woulnt happen and i dont think he really understood
I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.
When I was a child, I used to believe that the tongue the dog exhibit when they are exhausted (walking, running) was a ham slice.
you know how some people say great danes are as big as a pony? well i thought that great danes were half pony half dog. hehe
I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male.
I used to want to be a cat when i grew up and i thought it would really happen!
When I was about 5, I asked my mom why her friend didn't have any kids. She told me that her friend had cats instead of children. I took that to mean that one could choose whether to give birth to humans or cats, and decided that I would have cats when I was older.
When I was little, I had a female cat and my best friend had a male cat. My cat had a tail and her's didn't. Therefore, I believed you could tell a female cat from a male by whether they had tails or not.
when i was a little girl, i thought that cats were females and dogs were males. i was always confused when watching Tom and Jerry!
I thought that all dogs were amle and all cats were female!!
my mom thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls and when they gave birth they would have kittens and puppies she did that till she was like 6yrs old (she never had pets)
My mom told me that cats had secret pockets... and I believed her. I would pet the cats until they got annoyed with me, feeling around for their pockets.
Cats are girls and dogs are boys
I always thought cats were all girls & dogs were all boys ... I have no idea why.
I used to believe that my cat was my little brother dressed up in a custume until one day I was sitting at the table and asked if my brother could have desert and was sad when my mother told me i didnt have a brother.
When I was a little girl I use to believe that animals were robots after seeing a commerical of a dog with a plastic leg.
I used to follow my cat around the house on all fours and meowing, thinking i would get my cat to like me more.
Up until.... oh, about my sophomore year in college I used to believe that Dachshund was pronounced "Dash hound" and that "Doxon" was just another name for Dash hounds.