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I use to believe that I could understand what my cat was thinking/saying. So I translated for about 2 years.
When I was a child, I used to believe that the tongue the dog exhibit when they are exhausted (walking, running) was a ham slice.
you know how some people say great danes are as big as a pony? well i thought that great danes were half pony half dog. hehe
I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male.
I used to want to be a cat when i grew up and i thought it would really happen!
When I was about 5, I asked my mom why her friend didn't have any kids. She told me that her friend had cats instead of children. I took that to mean that one could choose whether to give birth to humans or cats, and decided that I would have cats when I was older.
When I was little, I had a female cat and my best friend had a male cat. My cat had a tail and her's didn't. Therefore, I believed you could tell a female cat from a male by whether they had tails or not.
when i was a little girl, i thought that cats were females and dogs were males. i was always confused when watching Tom and Jerry!
I thought that all dogs were amle and all cats were female!!
my mom thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls and when they gave birth they would have kittens and puppies she did that till she was like 6yrs old (she never had pets)
My mom told me that cats had secret pockets... and I believed her. I would pet the cats until they got annoyed with me, feeling around for their pockets.
Cats are girls and dogs are boys
I always thought cats were all girls & dogs were all boys ... I have no idea why.
I used to believe that my cat was my little brother dressed up in a custume until one day I was sitting at the table and asked if my brother could have desert and was sad when my mother told me i didnt have a brother.
When I was a little girl I use to believe that animals were robots after seeing a commerical of a dog with a plastic leg.
I used to follow my cat around the house on all fours and meowing, thinking i would get my cat to like me more.
Up until.... oh, about my sophomore year in college I used to believe that Dachshund was pronounced "Dash hound" and that "Doxon" was just another name for Dash hounds.
I used to think that my dog had a camera hidden on top of his head, so his previous owners were always watching us.
I had my sister believing for years that I could communicate with cats in space. My ears used to ring all the time when I was kid. I would put my finger in my ear to stop it. My sister asked me why I did that and I told her I was receiving a communicatiion from the the leader of the space cats. She believed me for years.
Im 12, and no matter what i keep thinking dogs are like really smart, but wont showit, no matter how much rationalization(sp?) i have come down to 2 options:
1. Dogs are as smart as humans, but their vochal cordsaretn developed enough to make normal human speech
2. dogs have an ancient pact with themselves to never talk, and they are really good at upholding it.
^^see, i can think these things up, but i can rationalize that dogs just arent as smart as we are!!!! =\