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When my mom used to brush my hair for me she would encounter a knot and I would scream as she tried to comb it out. To quiet me, she said that our dog would think my mom was trying to murder me and bite her. This worked for a few years until I realized my mellow Golden Retriever doesn't bite no matter what. But by that time I was burshing my own hair, so my mom lucked out.
I used to believe that Poodles were a cross between a sheep and a dog.
I believed that until I was 18 and I started vet school!!!
I used to believe that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. Don't ask me where kittens and puppies came from!!
I used to believe the dogs were all boys and cats were all girls.
when i was little, my father told me that Frankfurt sausage-like dogs once have long legs, and the reason why they have short legs now is because they ran too much.
When I was little I thought all cats were females and all dogs were males.
I used to think that white dog poo was left by white dogs.
when i was young i thought a shelter for a cat was called a cat house until i said it out loud and my mom beat the snot out of me
I thought that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls.
When i was little, my dad told me that tires on cars were made from dog noses. i believed it until fourth grade.
When i was little i belived that cats are pure evil and kittens are plotting, come to think of it i still do
When I was about 4, I was convinced that all dogs were male & all cats were female.
I still believe that cats no the meaning of life and where we go when we die. Why else would the be so unafraid when their loved ones die?
My Grandma had a cat and me and my cousin when we both were about 4 would eat her cat food out of her cat bowl acting like cats.Our older cousin told us that we would become cats if we ate cat food. So we stoped and waited to turn into cats.
When i was little i thought that "its raining cats and dogs" meant that it really was. The radio one time said that it was going to be raining really tommorrow evening. I felt bad for the cats and dogs, and that day i went to the store and bought toys, food and water and baskets for the animals. i stole the money from my mom and she wasn't very happy.
My first grade teacher, a nun, told me that cats and dogs didn't have brains. I checked this fact with my mom a few years later.
One time, when I was about six years old, my grandma took me to a carnival. It was a hot day, so a lot of people had brought their dogs. I was playing with my balloon animal when my grandma said "Look, it's a German Shepherd." I turned but saw only a big brown dog. I was disappointed that I had missed a German guy with a cane and a couple of sheep.
I was about 6 or 7,a raccoon or skunk or something attacted my cat. It drooled all over my cat. Kitty was scared for a long time and so was I. That night I layed in bed,scared, thinking it was a monster. HaHa! ! !
i used to believe that the tails on animals were meant to be their own personal leash.
i found out otherwise when i tried to take my cat for a walk ...
When I was small, I had this obsession that my cat was a human, but deformed. I spent countless hours trying to make her speak,and when she meowed, I would get angry and ask her to say what I told her to. I occasionally would pester my parents, saying she needed a wheerchair because she couldn't walk on two legs, and I wanted her to get a nice haircut...