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I used to believe that we were living in the future and that DOGS were extraterrestrials in disguise. I was so scared of dogs, and I believed they could read my mind. I thought that maybe the government made a secret pact with the DOGS and that was why there were so many of them...even in the white house.
Ya, I know...crazy!

Diana
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When i was nine the neighbor's dog would jump on me and hump me. I used to believe he wanted a piggy back ride. Now I know it is wrong.

Alicia
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I misunderstood when someone used the term "I'm getting my dog spayed." I thought they said "sprayed". I, for a long time, thought that the vet sprayed on something to keep your dog from getting pregnant!

Jessica
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When I was younger, a friend of mine had a reascally little beagle (un-fixed). I went over to her house one day, and the dog started humping my leg. I was mortified and started crying. Not only because the dog did that, but because I had a general idea of what it was doing, and I was scared to death that I'd be the freak mother of half-puppy half-human babies!

Anon
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I used to believe that cats' whiskers were actually fish bones coming out of their faces. I also believed that unborn kittens were in the milk sacks.

Anon
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After watching "The aristocats" and my mum told me they were alley cats i started to believe that when we passed an alley while walking, a cat would come out, mug you, play a song to you on a guitar and invite you to drink milk and eat "kibble and bits" with you.

Ria
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i used to think that white dog pooh that you used to see a lot was what little white scottie dogs did

Anon
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I used to believe that old black Bananna skins were dogs lips that had fallen off.

Tracey Cross
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When I was a toddler, my mom would tell me that if I was really nice to our cat, it would eventually start talking.

Anon
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When my brother and I went out for the day with our parents, my father saw a weimeramer dog. and pointed it out to my brother. When we were going home, my brother said "Those viagra dogs are cute." He didn't understand why we were laughing so hard.

cloggs
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For some reason i used to bielieve if you said ho to a cat i t would eat you.

Lisa
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I was convinced my cat was going to steal my money at night.

Anon
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When I was about 6, my dad told my sister and me that on new year's eve at midnight, the cats would talk, and we belived him. I reminded my dad that he said this the other day, and he denied that he ever said that.

Alethia
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when i was little i asked my mom what it meant when someone said they were gonna get their dog fixed. She said, "It means the vet cuts off a special part of their pee-pee so they can't make babies." Naturally I thought that the penis of a male animal was just one big thing, with no "special parts". I thought about this for a couple days, and eventually asked my mom, "How do the kitties and doggies pee after their fixed!" She soon explained to me that there were certain parts. lol

so ignorant
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I used to think that dogs humped eachother cuz it just was fun, not to make babies. They did it for so long i thought it just felt good to them!

confused
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I used to think that cats had sticky stuff on their tongue so they could lap up their milk easier, or so my sister told me!

Cindy
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***I used to belive that if you barked while you where saying something to a dog, they could understand you. i never really tried it because i felt dumb.

And i also believed that if you just barked that you where saying something to them so by there reaction you could tell if what you said was good or bad.

C H R I S T E N
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When my daughter was an infant, my stepmother-in-law warned me, "don't let the cat near the baby...cats will put their mouth on a baby's and suck the life out of them." She was completely serious.

new mom with a cat
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My brother used to believe when our dog was getting fat that she was going to pop. He Cried!

A very Ashamed Brother
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i used to think that if i ate some dog food, i would turn into a dog! i must of rreally wanted to be a dog, cause i loved to eat the biscut treats!

Becca
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