cats and dogs

i have a toy dog from the 'beanie baby' make i managed to convince someone in my class it was a real living dog. i told all my mates and thay laughed when they realized the kid had actually fallen for it. it wasn't until 2 years later when we were in year 6 that he asked me how my 'dog' was i replied "he's not real you know i do have a beanie baby but not a real dog!" i knew that 'said 'the kid'.
yeah right sure you did!

Anon

I used to call grey cats "pussy willows" because I belived that a pussy willow plant grows into a grey kitten. I remember getting a pussy willow plant because I wanted a cat!

opinionata

When I was three or four my mom took the family cat to the doctor. The doctor looked the kitty over and said "you cat has a virus" I missheard this as " your cat is a virus" And promplty yelled at the doctor "thats not a virus thats my kitty!!"

Iris

I have had at two dogs my entire life. When I was between 4 and 6, I believed that dogs were just people in costumes, and that was why when you gave them a command they understood you. I believed this until my mom bought me a Shi-Tzu (really small dog) when I was 6.

Anon

When I was six or seven, my friend, who was from a Catholic family and had three Dachsunds, told me that the reason the fur on dogs' heads was softer than on the rest of their bodies, was because God patted them on the head. I'm not religious, and I wasn't when I was a kid, either, so I didn't think much of it at the time, but it is rather cute...

Anon

When i was little and saw "LOST DOG" posters on street lights or on notice boards around town, i thought that when it said FOUND DOG that the animals that were Lost had been Found and they had put that up to let everyone know the missing animal had been found!

anon

I used to believe my nan's dog was a werewolf. I used to tease it with biscuits and it used to try and bite me and then i would run away. Eventually the dog actually bit me and i was sure if a werewolf. I told my nan her dog was a werwolf and she laughed so i thought that the dog would bite her. I was so scared i never teased her again.

Sam

I believe that if I was lick by a dog I would be impotent

John Gunnery

I use to think whenever you turned you bak on your dog, they'd have conversations with eachother IN ENGLISH! I'd always peek in the room and see if they where

Brooke

I used to believe my Godfather Jim Higgins was a cat for a good while.....i was only young and thats what my dad told me, it seemed to fit into place. I rem seeing the mysterious cat pop up now and again outside the house when he left on a couple of occassions, ah i was so taken in by it...

Kim

I use to believe if you didn't pay attention to a cat it would eat you when you were sleeping.

a blonde

I used to believe that my cat was really just a boy trapped inside the cat's body by a curse. It made me sad because I used to think if the boy's spirit was freed, my cat would be gone and never love me again. I know that's wierd...

Sarah

When I was 5 years old. Cats have ears that stick up, and on the back they have little loops. I thought that was when they had babies that would be there ears.

Jaymee