cats and dogs

I asked my mom one day "mom, how do dogs have baby puppies?" well my mom told me since i was only 8 she told me that you put them in a room alone for a while and then later they have a puppy. I belived this until i was 11 almost!

Lizzy

I used to believe that dogs married cats and their babies were birds

Anon

i thought that i could milk my cat, barney.so when he felt me squeezing his niples and my parents saw i was reffered to a child physicalagist and still arent allowed any pet with niples

confused

When i was a kid, my lawn was all bumpy andi thought they were kittens under the grass so i used to avoid it at all cost.

Angela

The first time that our cat went into heat, she drove everyone in the house crazy with her crying. My little brother, who was about nine at the time, told one of his friends that she was crying because "there's a little baby wiggling around in her stomach and making her cry."

Maeghan Jade

When i was little , i used to think that if a cat slept on your chest, it would suck all the air out of your lungs whilst you were asleep, and then you would die!!

LJ

when i was little i used to beleif that if a cat sneezed, then it would rain.

leanne woods

I used to believe that CAT_TAILS were really cat tails and when i saw a cat with no tail i would try to catch it and put its tail back on

Traci

when i was 4 i thought if i licked a cat ide become 1 then i woke up in the middle of the night saying i dont wana be a cat

Anon

My parents never wanted a dog, only cats so when I was little they told me that Dogs would bite you and cats wouldn't. We got the cat and one bit me. Imagine my surprise.

Kam

I remember listening to Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent (or is it Nuget?), and there used to be a stray cat that roamed through our neighborhood, affectionately named, "The Black Cat." So my brother, four or five at the time, wanted to pet the cat (we have two cats still and we love cats in general), but my dad said that the cat would scratch him and he'd be all like, "ooghaghadklhfalkh!" *insert weird noises* and that a bus would come up with a bunch of people yelling the same thing and they'd throw you on and take you away. Terrified my brother, I'll tell you.

I stopped believing the bus story after my dad told me he made it up. It was pretty funny to watch him be the mad people though.

skiba

When I saw "The Lion King" when I was a kid, I noticed that when Mufasa died during the wildebeast stampede, his whiskars were bent. They weren't straight. I thought that if a cat or dog's whiskars were bent, they would die! After that, any time I played with a cat, I tried to bend it's whiskars!

Angela

I used to believe when I was a child ,
during xtmas time animals speak like humans after 12 pm

lan