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Me: Why can't the cat come inside. It's cold out.
Mum: It's ok, she's got a fur coat on.
Me: Uh uh. Where's the zipper?!?
I thought that my dog was a killer dog that was undercover and that he was like a spy or something
At camp when iwas younger i had this strange belief that flying puppies were following me. I would say "HEY LOOK! There is a puppy in your hair!" Then people would look at me strangely... We still talk about it to this day.
i used to believe if a cat ate a bird the cat would eventually GROW WINGS!
I used to believe that toy poodles were actually normal poodles shrinked by a shrinking ray
My brother used to believe that our dog could talk and only I could understand what our dog was saying. For hours, I would make stuff of what our dog was saying. My brother would listen to every word. My mum was grateful I got him of her hands for an hour or two!
If siamese twins are joined together,
and there are cats called siamese cats,
I wondered why siamese cats arnt stuck together
When I was little, i used to believe that when kittens grew up, they would turn into cats and when the cats grew up, they turned in to lions. Boy, was i upset when we got our cat and it didn't turn into a lion.
My best friend a really cute dog. And when we first met the dog was with her and she said her god could talk. She would always lean real close to hear what he was saying but the dog never talked to me. Finally when i was about 15 years old she told me over a bowl of ice-cream that the dog couldn't talk. I was flabergasted!
I beleived that my dog was a human in a fur outfit that would spy on me when my mum had left the room. I'd throw a tea-towel over my dog's head in a an attempt to stop him seeing which room i was heading for and leg it to get some privacy!
I used to think that my dog was the "BOOGIE MONSER" because he would always go and sleep under my bed!
i used to think that my dog was an old man in a dog costume
When I was a kid we had some pet cats, and whenever they purrred my mom would say that their refrigerators were running, so up until i was about 10 I used to think cats had little refrigerators in their chests that would open up every time you would pet them.
One time when I was at school my cat got hit on the road and then when I got home my dad told me that he went looking for me and got lost and for alot of years I thought it was my fault.
when i waz litle i thought that instead of barkig dogs would just shout out the name of their breed eg. my next door neighbour had a jack russel that always confused me by shouting 'pug' 'pug'
i used to believe cats could talk and just held it in. i spent years as a child trying to get my cat says 'hi', whenever a cat meoowed in a low pitch i believed it was in pain and trying to say owww.
I heard a story about a little boy and his Dad out for an evening walk. They happened across a pair of dogs..`doing it'. The little boy asked the Dad what the dogs were doing and the Dad said they were making puppies! Later that night, the little boy woke up thirsty and went into his parents bedroom as they were `doing it'! The little boy asked, "Daddy what are you and Mama doing?" The Dad said "we are making you a baby brother". The little boy said, " Well, turn her over... I want a puppy!"
my dog died when i was five so my parents told me that they would get me a chocolate puppy(you know, a chocolate lab)and at the time i was eating a chocolate bunny because it was easter and i started to cry and said i didnt want a chocolate puppy i wanted a real one!
When I was younger I had a religion class that was about evil spirits being possesed in people's body, or maybe it was just something out of the bible. That night my cats were acting weird (as cats do quite frequently) so I asked my teacher if animals could be possesed too, he told me that it was "possible" so at that point I believed that my 2 cats were really demons and I was afriad to ever be alone in a room with them.
My mother told me that when a cats tail starts to wag, that the cat is angry and will pounce with all its cat's furry. I have since learned that all my mother wanted was a dog.