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When I was a kid I thought that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls. When sex-ed came along I was super confused on how each species kept going.
My 3 year old son was sobbing his heart out one day. I asked him what was wrong. He said our dog, a male, was laying an egg and he didn't want puppies. He actually had vomited up knickers.
When I was about 9 we had a cat named Bob and we fed him Iams cat food. For the longest time I thought he was eating "Lambs".
my 10 year old granddaughter thought a fire hydrants sole purpose was for dogs to pee on. she called it a dog pee thing.
I used to believe that when animals died, they became stars in the sky. We lived in the country, and I had more than one cat disappear, most likely to the unlucky dinner of local coyotes and red foxes. I would lay in the front yard at night for hours crying and trying to console my young heart with the twinkling stars above.
When I was, like, three, i thought my cat was an evil sorcerer and would cast a spell on me. XD
As a kid I thought dogs stupid but funny and that cats were evil demons.
When I was a kid I used to believe that If I kissed a dog in the mouth I would get pregnant and have puppie dogs as babies.
My grandma got a cat when I was about 4-5 and I figured she must have picked it up off a shelf at the grocery store, like bread or cereal. It never occurred to me that I'd never seen cats and dogs on the shelves there, it just seemed natural.
I used to believe that all the dogs were male and that all the cats were female. I believed this until I saw a male cat and a female dog.
I used to believe that all cats were female and all dogs were male, even though my friend had a female dog and I eventually got a male cat.
When I was a child I was smarter then my parents, so my parents were embarrassed because I knew much they didn't and they stopped telling me things. So, until the age of about eight I thought that the dogs were the boys and the cats were the girls.
I used to believe that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys!
I used to believe as a child that cats were the girls (since they were kinda prissy and feminine) and dogs were the boys (since they were kinda rough and tuff) and if they had babies cats were born for the female sex and dogs were born for the male sex.
I thought dogs were the males and cats were the females - because obviously, cats were the smaller, prettier ones.
I used to believe that the cats were the girls and the dogs were the boys. I also thought that the cat was the princess and the dog was the prince. So, I thought the dogs were the daddies and the cats were the mommies.
When my dogs didnt stop barking my sister told me to scream, "with the power of Christ" so that they would stop. so i believed it for many years.
( it actually worked )
I used to think the phrase "Cats have nine lives", meant the reincarnate nine times. So some things involving the phrase confused me.
I used to believe that cats were girls and dogs were boys
When I was little I used to believe that dogs hated water but that was all my mom would give them so I would always poor coke and milk into the water bowl thinking my mom wouldn't notice.