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I used to belive I was a dog
When I was young I had a cat called Fluffy.. after a few good years she disappeared, my parents told me she'd run away with a boyfriend...
Only when I was 16 did I decide to confront them about it. I said "Mum, dad, Fluffy didn't runn away. She died didn't she?"
They told me she'd actually been sold to someone else. And I thought (and STILL think) I would have prefered if my kitty had died
One day I hid dog treats around the back yard and I wanted my dog to go and find them. Well, he just wagged his tail and barked at me but he wouldn't go look for the treats. I tried to be helpful so I wrote "bark bark" on the ground hoping my dog would read it and know to look for the treats.
When I was about 6, we learned that I had asthma because of my allergic reaction our dog, "Cinammon." As we had to get rid of Cinammon, my parents told me they were sending her "to a farm in New Hampshire." I believed this straight through to my sophomore year in college (13 years later) . . . of course, she was put to sleep . . .
I was a rather paranoid kid and remember convincing myself when I was quite young that my cat, Flower, was a robot and was in fact spying on me. I even tried (very gently) to pull her head off to prove it!
this one isn't for me but my friend emma! She believed that Cats are born with their eyes shut because the bodies are still processing the eyes, and also that cats are born without genitals! Don't ask me how she worked that one out!! : )
When i was little i was so scared of cats, because i taught the turned in to tigers if you saw them.
Wheni was little i taught that if you kissed a dalmation on a spot, thy would turn in to sludge! The worst tthing is that i tried it..
That cats were slaves reincarnated.(Because slaves had to work so hard and cats are sleepy and playing all the time)
when I was little, I used to belive that if I didn't go for lots of walks with my dog, she would eventually explode.Which made it so I walked my dog everyother hour.
I used to think Alsatian dogs were called 'Old Stations'.
My little bro used to think when the family dog was in heat that she needed a tampon like the "big girls".
I used to believe that the dog on Sesame Street was real. Can you imagine- a 6 foot tall dog? Not only that, but I even asked for one for Xmas.
I used to believe that after cats had been spayed, they weren't sewn up, they were stapled instead, and if you made them sneeze they would pop. I wasn't a psycho kid either, surprisingly.
I had an 18 lb. cat who ate rubber bands, I used to believe she could bounce away if not careful.
I used to belive that cats and dogs were brothers and sisters. Based on my halfsisters sentens: "When i was younger me and my brother were like cat and dog".
When I was a kid, I was very much fond of cats. I really wondered how cats rise their kittens. I thought the kittens came straight out of their belly by making a hole in it. The hole then vanishes with course of time.
I thought that the Gremlin rules (from the movie, like don't get the wet, don't feed them after midnight) applied to all animals. I was so scared when my dog was outside in the rain.
I could talk (bark) with dogs, and
understand everything they were saying.
Other people claimed that I couldn't,
but I thought they were just being stubborn.
When I was little, and even now, I believed that I had to watch my cats when I brought them home to see if they were good or evil. I was afraid they might try to kill me or eat me at night if I went to sleep so I could never go to sleep when I brought them home on the first night.