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my ex mrs and i were working on a property outside of brisbane australia and the owners dogs came up to see what we were doing ... the owner told the dogs to get back in their kennels ... in english but with a heavy german accent ... my ex laughed and said see ... english commands ... i told her yes but he whistles to them in german .... to this day she still believes
I used to think that tortoiseshell and calico cats were different types of cat(they aren't really except that calicos have white patches and tortoiseshells don't.) Tortoiseshells were live cats and calico cats were made of calico - that's a kind of cloth.
When I was young (though not as young as I'd like everybody reading this to believe), I believed that white dog poo came exclusively from poodles, and no other make of dog. I can't remember why. It turns out, perhaps unsurprisingly, that it wasn't true. It was related to the amount of chalk in dog food, which is now banned.
I never believed that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls, but I did believe that you could tell which cats were boys and which were girls.
Boy kitties have white feet--all our boy kitties had white feet and none of our girl kitties did.
One day when i was 5 or 6 i was hangin out at my grandpa's house, being so young and not really knowing about baldness i ask him "what happened to your hair?"...He told me that the dog ate it, "THE DOG?" i said "HE ATE IT???". "yup" grampa said.. needless to say i never looked at that dog. Even today. all i can picture is Duke chewin on grandpa's hair!
I used to believe that cats were girls and dogs were boys
I knew I could talk with the cats and dogs and that they would talk with me. One day I had walked home from school and was waiting on the porch with a puppy dog for my Mom to get home to let me in when my sister got home, she said " where did this dog come from?" And I replied that Duke followed me home, and my sister said how do you know his name -- and I said he told me!
I used to think that when a cat purred it was their insides getting to work with pumping blood round and digesting food like when its whirring a fan round to make clogs work and that... dont ask:S
I used to believe I could milk dogs like the cows. This was because I saw a nurse milk his cow.
I alwaysused to think white cats were girls, and black cats were male ...
For some reason i used to bielieve if you said ho to a cat i t would eat you.
My mom used to tell me that all cats had a devils hair at the end of their tails, thats why we couldnt have one. Now im all grown up and she has a cat of her own that she spoils rotten.
Once, I found my dog eating the cat food out of our cats' bowl and I was so upset because that mean my dog will turn into a cat.
Up until.... oh, about my sophomore year in college I used to believe that Dachshund was pronounced "Dash hound" and that "Doxon" was just another name for Dash hounds.
I used to think that dogs and cats were the same animal and that all dogs were male and all cats were female so when a cat gave birth to children, it was a mix of baby dogs and baby cats
When I was little my cousins and I believed my grandmother when she said not to watch the dog poop because you could get pink eye!
when i got my first puppy it was a boy when it got a bit older i was playing with it and notised it had a lump inbetween its back legs i thort it was like a cancer lump type thing so i told my mum and dad they just said the dog would b fine and i was upset when they diddent do anything about it but when i got older i realised it was his balls. LOL.
When I was in 3rd grade I secretly thought that my cat was a boy in my class that I kinda liked. Since I had never seen my cat and the boy together i never really knew. I always pushed my cat out of my room when I was getting dressed or going to the bathroom. This lasted years.
When I was little I some how got the idea that cats only pooed and did not do any weeing. When I told my mum that cats could not urinate, she though it was funny and told me that it was totally wrong that cats do not wee and if a cat could not do a wee, they will eventually burst into a big gross explosion of urine, blood and guts.
I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.