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When I was little I some how got the idea that cats only pooed and did not do any weeing. When I told my mum that cats could not urinate, she though it was funny and told me that it was totally wrong that cats do not wee and if a cat could not do a wee, they will eventually burst into a big gross explosion of urine, blood and guts.
I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.
when i was little i used to think my dog was like a cow and produced milk when she had puppies and so i got a bucket and milked her and put the milk in a cup and drank it and spit it out i remember thinking this is the worst milk i ever ever had!!!!
when my lil brother was about 4 he thought that our dog goliath would turn into a girl dog and we could change his name my mom and i tried to explain to him that it woulnt happen and i dont think he really understood
I was told that I use to talk to animals and have full on conversations with them. Mum was always gobsmacked when she walked out the front of the house and saw 4 neighborhood dogs sitting in front of me "talking" to me.
I stopped "talking to animals" at nine so I still remember conversations we had... Mostly the dogs use to talk about where the best food is and where to lie best in the sun... I'm not crazy I swear!
Iv always been a cat person but I heard from my sister when i was much younger that when you die your cats will eat you body.
So when we first got a cat (i was about 7/8) i thought if i fell asleep it would creep up and eat me.. i did sleep for about 2full weeks until my mother noticed it, and explained my cat wont eat me..
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I used to believe that the persons(expecially mens)that had too much hair in their bodies were half humans and half woves,like werewolves
Living near Canada's border without cable, I didn't know I was American.
When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.
My uncle who lived in Germany told me that he had a metalic pink cat called Ernst. I used to imagine him spraying the cat with car paint.
When I was a wee one I believed dogs were either black or white underneath thier coat....It was the 60's.
I used to believe that CAT_TAILS were really cat tails and when i saw a cat with no tail i would try to catch it and put its tail back on
I asked my mom one day "mom, how do dogs have baby puppies?" well my mom told me since i was only 8 she told me that you put them in a room alone for a while and then later they have a puppy. I belived this until i was 11 almost!
When i was little i thought that "its raining cats and dogs" meant that it really was. The radio one time said that it was going to be raining really tommorrow evening. I felt bad for the cats and dogs, and that day i went to the store and bought toys, food and water and baskets for the animals. i stole the money from my mom and she wasn't very happy.
I used to believe that old rotten black banana skins were dogs lips!!
I used to believe that dogs were robots that recorded everything I did and would show the footage to my parents.
I had a dog (yellow lab named Luci) that was sick. The vet prescribed Prednizone for her. When I was told she needed this I was mortified because she had been spayed (traumatized me!!) and that no animal had been near her pregnant zone!! Imagine my embarrassment when everyone laughed hysterically at me. :(
When I was younger my sister in law used to own a cat. Well I always used to believe that the wrinkly skin you could see inside his ear was actually the cats brain
We used to believe that if you saw an ambulance it was terrible bad luck and the only way to neutralise it was to hold your collar until you saw a four legged animal. Several times this made me late for school.
I used to believe if you pulled out a cat's whisker, the cat would die.