cats and dogs

I had a cat when I was real young. After only a week it got worms. My cat and my sister's cat both relieved themselves on our concrete pad. Therefore for the longest time I believed that if a cat had worms, it pooped on concrete.

Hazl

when i was small , i thought dogs , cats , n all used to just say ''i do '' to other dogs n cats n then they got married n suddenly poof ! lil pups n kittens came out of nowhere !!!!!!!!

crazy thoughts

When I was little I heard that cats always landed on their feet so I dropped our cat from the balcony to check it out. She did but she died anyway. My brother told me that if you boil a cat alive and hold a certain one of its bones you would be invisible. Luckily I didn't try that one.

R

When I was yournger(5) , I thought that my cat's (named Midnight) penis would wrap around the door at night, because my parents had trichadingiaphobia, ( fear of being locked insided )and told me so to make sure that I feel assured. I believed this until I was 14. Now that I think about it, something like that could never happen. My cat was a girl.

Michael Jones

i have a toy dog from the 'beanie baby' make i managed to convince someone in my class it was a real living dog. i told all my mates and thay laughed when they realized the kid had actually fallen for it. it wasn't until 2 years later when we were in year 6 that he asked me how my 'dog' was i replied "he's not real you know i do have a beanie baby but not a real dog!" i knew that 'said 'the kid'.
yeah right sure you did!

Anon

When i was little i belived that cats are pure evil and kittens are plotting, come to think of it i still do

GrimsClockwork

Im 12, and no matter what i keep thinking dogs are like really smart, but wont showit, no matter how much rationalization(sp?) i have come down to 2 options:
1. Dogs are as smart as humans, but their vochal cordsaretn developed enough to make normal human speech

2. dogs have an ancient pact with themselves to never talk, and they are really good at upholding it.

^^see, i can think these things up, but i can rationalize that dogs just arent as smart as we are!!!! =\

not-so-rational

I used to believe that the cats were the girls and the dogs were the boys. I also thought that the cat was the princess and the dog was the prince. So, I thought the dogs were the daddies and the cats were the mommies.

PikachuGirl123

When I was about 6, we learned that I had asthma because of my allergic reaction our dog, "Cinammon." As we had to get rid of Cinammon, my parents told me they were sending her "to a farm in New Hampshire." I believed this straight through to my sophomore year in college (13 years later) . . . of course, she was put to sleep . . .

Brian

When I was around 4-5 years, I was looking out the window at our driveway, and I could have sworn that I saw a cat transform into a lion right before my eyes.

Meow

My mother told me that when a cats tail starts to wag, that the cat is angry and will pounce with all its cat's furry. I have since learned that all my mother wanted was a dog.

DC

I belived that all cats were girls and dogs were boys. Cats are more girly maybe?

Kitty

I believed that cats actually had 9 lives. I believes this until I was 18, almost 19.

Harley

When I was much younger, I used to believe that cats and dogs mated with each other, and all cats were girls, and the dogs were boys. I have no idea how I thought that... o.O

Christine

I used to believe that all cats were female and all dogs were male.

Megan

At camp when iwas younger i had this strange belief that flying puppies were following me. I would say "HEY LOOK! There is a puppy in your hair!" Then people would look at me strangely... We still talk about it to this day.

embaressed

We thought dogs were boys and cats were girls.

tim & kasey

when i was young, i believed that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys, of the same species :)

finda

when i was 4 i thought if i licked a cat ide become 1 then i woke up in the middle of the night saying i dont wana be a cat

Anon

when I was 1 my sister told me that these two guys luke and chris were dogs and I believed them and whenever they came around I would bark at them....lol

Anon