animals: creepy crawlies

When I was three and a half years old we had a grill-out with visiting family and my cousin, five years older than I, told me that he saw a fly poop on my burger. I freaked out and refused to eat the hamburger even after my mother reheated it.

When I was a kid, I was told and believed that python don,t bite but swallow or else the teeths will come off. It was until I saw one that bite. Kid believes as was told, how innocence.

I used to believe that you could turn a spider into a butterfly. One of my friends had a lighter and I said to him "lets light the spider's ass on fire, it has a hard shell, maybe it can turn into a firefly and fly away". So my friend lit the spider's ass on fire, the poor thing's ass exploded.

After laughing hysterically, I never looked at a spider the same away again.

When I was a little kid, I was told not to leave your mouth open becuase, a fly wil always come straight in there!! But now I don't do it, even though I choked on a fly before. Lol

When I was little i use to belive that a aunt (the insecs) was my aunt Sarah.

I used to believe there were intelligent people until I saw a whole section devoted to "OMG I used to believe that earwigs crawled into people's ears! LIKE O.M.G!!"

Except... earwigs HAVE been known to crawl into ears before, and it's very painful when it happens. Maybe they don't have nasty intentions and eat your brains like the old tales you might have heard, but if you're not careful they can crawl into your ear!

I used to belive that frogs could jumo on u and eat u! i hate then a am scared of them!!!