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I used to believe that fish were actually aliens that need water to live and pet turtles were actually the teanage mutant nija tutles in diskise!

Amanda Huggenkis
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I used to believe that bears lived like humans do, because I used to think that their caves were filled with furniture.

Sam
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I once belived that animals were actually people dressed up in furry clothing...but then I wondered about the birds and the rodents...I WANNA FLY AND SPREAD DEADLY DISEASES! D: so unfair...

Saya Himitsuzuki-manga artist
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When I was a little girl we had a pediatrician named Dr. Chua. My brother called her Dr. Chew-A-Bone. Because of this I pictured my doctor as a large St. Bernard in a lab coat! I believed she was dog!

Mal
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i used to believe in evil demon rats that were like the size of a microwave and had red eyes. my brother told me they hid under the couch and if i got too close they would eat me

morgan
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When I was young I believed rabbit holes were complete with fireplaces and carpeting or hard-wood floors and a little quilt on a little bed. I used to imagine that when people weren't around, rabblit's put on tweed sweaters and suspenders like in Beatrix Potter's illustrations.

Kelsey
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I used to belive that Donkey's were a type of horse. How stupid of me lolol

Anon
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When i was about 5 years old my mom told me opossums were the little faces in trees, but i thought she meant how the leaves kinda look like faces altogether.I was looking at the tree all night and crying.

Logan
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I believed dinosaurs made the mountains whenever they walked the earth.

Tammy
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my mom told me this awile ago.she used to believe that in her bedframe there was a cow and she used to hear a cow mooing

Anon
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when i was younger my older sister said that when ever you went into the woods a dinasour would eat you! so i NEVER went into the woods but then one day my sister pushed me into the woods and i started to cry...=]

Peachfuzz=] (inside joke)
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from watching something on the tele when i was about 7 about snakes coming out of the toilet. I always have to look in the toilet while i'm having a wee incase they come and bite my bum.

snake bite
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When we had to put my rabbit Misty to sleep, I was about four years old. I didn't understand what it meant to put her "to sleep," and my parents did the best they could to explain that Misty-Bunny was going to see God. Until I was about nine, I thought this meant they put the bunny on a magic, rising platform, fixed her up, and put a halo on her as the platform rose out of a big hole in the ceiling so she could go see God.

Jet Angel
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when i was little i was afraid of the movie theaters because i though pigs would fly out of the walls and kill me

cameron
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i used to believe that everytime a dog's shivers or does a shake like when they come out of the sea, a kitten is still born. and when rice-crispies stop craclking you have to leave them or else you loose your hands. and whenever you stand on a squaeky floorbaord upstairs in a building it would be bad luck not to lift them up and kick through the ceiling with the intention of emptying the contents of your wallet onto the people below.

Raspertuertry & Geruertry ul ul Benf
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My cousin and I used to believe if we pulled up enough moss and arranged it in a bed that panda bears would come and sleep on them at night. Unfortunately we didn't have any moss in our yard so we walked over to our neighbors yard. There is now a privacy fence. And i just now realized panda bears don't sleep on moss.

Hayley
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I used to think that the atmeal goat was after me. I never did learn who he was.

xM
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My grandmother used to hang small, decorative animals from her flowerpots. I believed these animals to have all died while on a long journey to get to the plant.

Kristen
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I used to believe that every species of animal had it's own language and was just as intelligent as humans. I also used to believe that fish got into an isolated pond via evolution from pond scum

Paco
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i belived that ducks would take over the world

Anon
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