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i always thought that all animals could talk and wear clothes.i also thought that pictures watch us and that when there's bubbles coming from the waterjug,that there was a monster drinking water

gulible gal
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A friend of a friend firmly believes that 'walrus' rhymes with 'cactus,' and since a cactus lives in a desert, a walrus must also live in the desert. She also believes Japan is the capital of Russia. She's in her 20's.

Yasuo
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Ever since I was four, I would go into the woods around my house to look for unicorns every so often. No luck, of course. I carried the tradition over to our new house when we moved here when I was seven. I'm 12 now and I still think that I saw a flash of white and a glint of gold when taking a walk in the forest when I was 10...

EvilSpirit; The Black Beast of the Northeast
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Skunks smell bad because they eat garbage.

Isabel
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I used to believe that sheep were called b*st*rds, cos that's all I ever heard my mum and stepdad call them. So I'd be out with people and say "wow, look at all them b*st*rds over there!"

Sarah
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I used to beleive that animals that hibernated in the winter would just lay on the ground and fall asleep. That when the snow would hit them it would make them lose consciousness. I was afraid to walk around outside because I was scared i was gonna step on a bear or another animal.

Angelina
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Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.

Anon
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When I was a kid, I got a fake fur coat one Christmas. My dad told me it was my mink coat. So, for a couple of years, I believed that mink was synonymous with polyester. I told my friends this, and they chased me around screaming that I had killed a polyester for my coat.

Amanda
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I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!

Jessie
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I asked my dad what was in a manhole once when I was 5. My dad has a Northern accent, so when he said SEWER LINES, I thought he said SORE LIONS. I was scared to walk over one because I thought I could see lions licking themselves through the cracks and I thought they would pull me in and get me.

Erin H.
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I used to think white cows were full of milk, black cows were empty, and black and white ones were half full.

James
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I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.

Molly
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I believed when young that horses with white faces were sick. My dad a great sense of humour

John Cavanagh
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i believed that moles wore davy lamps on their heads so they could see underground

Omi
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hmm i use to believe that turtles come out of their shell... i remember so well i once had a lil pet turtle and it never came outta its shell den i realized its just possible in cartoons tat turtls come out of their shells n run..

Anon
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I used to think a tiger was a female and a lion was a male... until I remembered Tony the Tiger.

Alysia
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I use to believe that every night when we were sitting outside that the fire flys were Tinker Bell and her friends comming to dance for me....

WHo would have thought years later they would make a song about the same thing...

Avril
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Growing up, I believed (and would point this fact out to everyone - especially vegans) that cows utters would explode if they were not milked.

Anon
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my cousin who is about six is convinced that rabbits can climb trees, everytime i where by the woods he keeps saying that he can see them there

Anon
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As I was the oldest, it was my job to warn my siblings of possible dangers around them. One day, mom took us all to the zoo, and we were excited that we were nearing the monkey house. On the way, I explained that the red-assed baboons could breath fire. Mom couldn't understand why the other kids suddenly wanted to leave and got hysterical when we got to the baboon cage. It helped that one of the baboons was throwing a tantrum and screaming. Which made my siblings start screaming, too. Classic.

Amber
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