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I used to think that cows could jump over the moon because of the nursery rhyme Hey Diddle Diddle. I wanted to be a cow so badly so I could jump over the moon like in the song!

Anon
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I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

E
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I used to think that birds were the only type of animal to lay eggs and that people, cows, and goats were the only animals that made milk. I didn't know much as a little kid.

Anon
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I used to think that you could catch a bird by putting salt on its tail.

Anon
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That if a pig loses its voice, it's disgruntled.

Anon
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I used to believe that playing the flute or whistle at night would attract snakes to my house.

Dud
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My mom thought dinosaurs were only make-believe and never existed because of the cartoon Land of the Lost. It was like girls and unicorns and boys and dinosaurs.

Molly
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I used to think that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

Nikki
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I used to believe that if you cut off a rabbit's ears, it would grow back new ears

Anon
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I used to think there were polar bears in poland when I was 6

Lucy
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I used to believe a gnat was an animal similar to a goat, probably because of the similarity in their names when written out.

gnat
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My Sister Cindy Once Believed That If She Kissed A Frog She Would Turn Into A Frog Too!
I Told Her That Will Never Work

Lisa
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I used to think the smoke detector went off when there weren't enough "smoke-peckers" around. They were little mosquito-like bugs who lived in every house and pecked away all the smoke before the "beeper" could go off. I was friends with the one at my house. He had a baby sister and he didn't like getting wet in the bath.

Anon
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When I was young my parents took us on a cruise. We were going snorkeling but I have always been terrified of the ocean. I was terrified that the hammerhead sharks below were going to hurt me when my dad told me that hammerheads were vegetarians. I have always believed everything my dad said as true. It wasn't until I was in my twenties that I realized that he had lied. The sad thing is I believed it so wholeheartedly I had been telling people that same thing for years. Now all the weird looks make sense to me.

Becky
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Until I was 24 years old, I believed the missing "link" in the chain of evolution was the name of an animal they were looking for, as in they were looking for the animal "Lynk".

dipshit
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When i was younger i believed that when you died your soul use to go into a monkeys body

Ríoghnach
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I thought that rats were boys and mice were girls, and that colts were an entirely different animal from a horse. I also thought that parakeets and canaries were the same animal.

Dr. Doolittle
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I thought Spongebob's parents were cookies (they looked a lot like it) and I wondered why two cookies could have a kid that was a Sponge.

Goldie
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I used to believe you could fly if you were sprinkled with the White powder on butterfly wings

Nicola
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When I was in the third-grade, my teacher told me that we were adopting a manatee. We had to donate a dollar so we could adopt her. I was so excited and waited every day for the tank to arrive. (I also imagined places in the classroom where we could put it.)At the end of the year I asked her why the tank still wasn't here, because she had told us that manatees need to live in water and swim around. Then she told me that we weren't actually getting a manatee and that we were just donating money to help her. I was very disappointed that day.

Anon
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