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My dad told me that polyester was made from the fur of a small animal. He said they kept them in pens and killed them by stabbing them in the eye with a needle. I thougt this until we got a set of encyclopedias and I was able to look up polyester and find out that it's a synthetic fabric.

Andrea
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When I was a kid, my dad and I used to fish a lot. One day we were driving down the interstate and there was a retention pond by an off-ramp. I asked him if there were any fish in that pond and he said there were. I then asked him how fish got into ponds and he told me that a bird flies by and drops them in. It made perfect sense to me at the time, and I believed this until I was about 19 years old.

Anon
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My dad remembers me asking him this question: "How do they get the cows to stand still while they cut the meat off?"

I guess I had believed that cows, sheep, and pigs where kind of like fruit trees, where you'd take a bit off and let it grow back.

Nathan
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When I was a little kid (like 4 or 5) my dad raised pigs. About once a year the pigs would be picked up and taken to away. I could never figure out where these pigs were being taken to. One day I asked my dad "where do the pigs go when the farmer comes and picks them up?" My father kind of stunned by the question immediatly said "the pigs are going to camp".

You'd think that I'd be scared for life and never want to go to any camp. I'm 20 now and every time I go to a camp or something like that it makes me think "am I gonna get back from this?"

Clayton Varner
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When I was a child, my uncle (who is 6 years older than me) told me that his hamsters and fish were really baby lions and pirahna's, so I was petrified to feed them cause they would eat off my arm. It wasn't until my Mom realized that I was afraid to go to the pet aisle with her to buy his pets food that I was told the truth.

ReneeP
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One day in class, a 17 year old friend of mine saw a picture of a tiger and said "OOO, look, it's Leo" (Leo is our local university's LION mascot). We thought he was joking so we laughed hysterically. Well, it turns out that when he was litle, his brother told him that tigers are the females and lions are the males of the same species. Needless to say, he still hears about it.

Anon
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I used to, when I was about 5, believe that flamingoes only had one leg. I thought that, to fly, they would hop really fast on that one leg and then try to fly. I didn't learn this until many yrs later. I still get teased about it.

Anon
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I was walking with my family at the zoo when we saw deer, and my husband said to my children, "Kids, look at the reindeer!" I ARGUED with him in front of loads of people, telling him that reindeer do NOT exist; they're part of the whole Santa thing! These are DEER, not reindeer!" I finally caught on after many people started looking at me strangely... and I was well over twenty-five at the time. :)

A.J. Anthony
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When I was a small child, I would name farm animals while on road trips. My mother had convinced me that a horse was a cow and vice-versa. She thought it would be funny. Eventually, I found out the truth but still to this day if you were to show me a flashcard of a cow, I would more than likely say horse without thinking of it.

Anon
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When I was about 3 or 4, my older sister (about 20 at the time) thought it would be funny to have me watch JAWS. Because of this, I thought the sound sharks made was the JAWS theme. Doggies go "bark," sharks go "dun dun...dun dun..."

My sister's boyfriend was quite bemused when I announced my frustration that the sharks weren't "singing" at the aquarium the next week.

Jenn
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When I was about nine, I saw a TV soap with a man talking about a Haggis on it (I'm British). I asked my mum what a Haggis was and she said it was a small furry creature with three eyes and six feet that lived in Scotland. When I went on holiday to Scotland later in the year, I came back crying because I had seen a sign in a butcher's shop that said "Fresh Haggis Sold Here; The Most Delicious In The UK!".

Hannah
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when i was growing we always went camping. every night we would go "snipe" hunting. i dont exactly remember what a snipe was supposed to be but we were told they were awsome to eat for breakfast. the adults w/us would make noises or have someone hide and do it. we would "catch them w/shoprite bags and place them in the coolers. our parents would stick there hands in the bad and since it was night no one could tell while they pretended there hand was a "snipe". "mysteriously" every morning after, or by the time we got back to our trailers, the snipes would disapeer. when they didnt disapear before we got back we were told never to open the cooler b/c they are really fast and would get out. good times, good times

erin
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when I was about 5 or 6 I thought my dog was a lion so every time it came up to me i ran down the driveway

madison
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I used to think apes lived in mongolia, and the girl apes wore pink bows

Christina
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When I was little, my father told me that the cows in Switzerland have shorter legs on one said than on the other so that they wouldn't tip over when they are walking on the mountain.

When I was 17, I was introduced to some Swiss people and told them how cool I thought it was that the animals had adapted this way!!! How embarassing.

Simone
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I used to have a hamster, and my mom and I would put cotton wool in its cage as bedding.
One day my mom told me to clean the cage, change the cotton wool etc...
I couldn't find any cotton wool but I DID however find tampons in the bathroom. Being a seven yearold, I pulled about 10 tampons apart and filled my hamsters cage with them.


My mom wasn't happy

Sarah
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When I was a kid, my grandma gave me this gross rock, telling me it was a dinasaur egg. Wanting it to hatch, I followed her directions to keep it under my pillow until it hatched. I finally realized it was a rock when was 12.

Taryn
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This is a friends belief. When her mother bought crabs for dinner, she thought that they were pets and stole one, very happy when she realised she had saved her crab from being eaten. A few days later, her mother found the decomposing 'pet' in a see-through pencil case, a load of vegitables there to feed it on.

Friend of a crab lover.
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when i was about 6 or so my brother and his friend had told me that hammerhead sharks actually had a hammer for a head. so i used to believe that the hammerhead shakr would hit you with its head. I believed this until i went to the aquarium and found out they just had flat heads.

Kevin
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when I was 6 years old i use to believe a catfish was half cat one fish.

Anon
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