at home

I used to believe if you looked under your bed the fuzzy green eyeball monster would take your eyes out and replace them with cottonballs then lock you up for life in a miniature car.

I think you shouldn't look down there.

I used to believe that my sweater would come to life and eat me if I didn't wear it 24/7.

So guess what I wore all summer.Yep.Until I figured out that was not true,and then I was never afraid of my closet.

Until I saw Monsters,Inc.

When i was little, when i went to bed i always jumped onto it so that evil little elves with canes wouldnt catch me... They would stick out the canes and make it grab onto my leg and take me under the bed. I did that every night until I forgot it. It was really creepy.

When I still slept in my crib, there was this big, purple box underneath. I was convinced that there was an alligator inside of it. I figured out how to get out of my crib by jamming the gate down but I couldn't get it back up. So it would jump out of my crib, run out of the room and give a quick glance at the box just before closing the door. Then I proceeded downstairs to my parents.

Crossing broomstick without going around it is a sin to my mom.
whenever i cross them she shrieks and makes me cross it again(crossing two times gives a positive effect). I do it in vain. I wonder whether broomstick has got any calculating powers.

UNTIL I WAS ABOUT NINE AND A HALF I BELIEVED THAT A LITTLE ITTY BITTY PENGUIN LIVED IN THE BACK OF THE REFRIDGERATOR AND THAT HE GAURDED THE FOOD. I EVEN THOUGHT HE WAS THE ONE WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHT WHEN YOU SHUT THE DOOR. EVERY ONCE AND AWHILE I WOULD TRY TO CATCH HIM TURNING IT OFF. I JUST COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW HE DID IT.

I was brought up by my grandparents.
Once i sneezed while crossing the threshold of kitchen.
My grandma stopped me right there and splashed some water on my head saying that it was her belief.Spooky!
So whenever i was about to sneeze i used to run to the nearby threshold so that i can get wet and play with water.That was such a fun. Wish i can revert......

when i was little about 5 or so i belvied in the closet monster so i spent countless hours looking at my closet door till my dad told me it wasn't real my brother laugh hestercally i was very mad.

I used to think that when I took baths, I had to get out of the tub before I could let the water out, or I would get sucked down the drain. Well one day I did an experiment with it and suck my foot in the drain and waited to see if Id get sucked out of the drain. Of course,I didnt,but my foot got stuck.lol. Go figure.

When I was a child I was convinced whenever I took a bath that Captain Hook would come out of the faucet. I would sit there at the other end of the tub and watch it, waiting for his hook to come down out of it.

When I was still small enough to use a crib, it always seemed at naptime that the garbage truck was rolling down the alley near my room to pick up trash. Whenever it approached, I seriously believed that it would make an abrupt left toward my house and crash through the bedroom wall just to scoop me up in its claw and crush me in its compactor. I always talked to my Bert doll and held him in my arms when I heard the screaming and of its inner components approaching..."it's okay, Bert. It won't come to get us today..."

I used to get into the mail and make a mess, so my father told me that the law said that whoever touched a bill had to pay for it. I believed that into my teens...

i used to be so scared of the shower. We had this weird tile that looked like poeple were staring at you from behind the tile. for years I thought that I would be sucked into the world behind the tiles if I didn't entertain the people so I would do soap commercials and dance and sing in the shower.

i thought that bathroom mirrors were cameras and that perverted people were watching my every move so i would go to the bathroom in really elaborate ways to maintains my privacy. what further enhanced that believe was that my uncle turned out to be a child molester and i thought that meant he spyed on kids through mirrors because no one told me what really happened.

I used to put all of my stuffed animals on the left and right side of me when I went to bed. I thought that if rolled over to one side while I was sleeping the bed would tip over and the monsters under my bed could grab me. If the animals were there, I wouldn't roll over and the animals would get dragged down instead of me.

when i was little i was scared of freddy krueger, and it was the part were he takes the girl from under the bed sheets and that freaked mr out, so for like 2 years after that i would sleep all crunched up, and then my mom scared me and said i would not grow so i stoped. lol. also when i was even younger i wanted to sleep with my shoes on and my mom said my feet would not grow and i would look weard lol