bathrooms

I didn't know the word "massage" (as in rubbing) was spelled like that, but I knew the word "massive" and this looked similar, so I was always put LOTS of conditioner in my hair.

Anon

When I was little I thought that if I fell into the toilet it would absorb me and take me through the sewers.

Anita Gutierrez

When I was a little boy, I used to believe that when I take my shower there were ghosts looking at me.
Somedays I didn't want to take a shower because it was an embarrassing situation.
But one day, my friends told me that ghost didn't exist and now fortunatly I can take my shower normally !

Mr Potatoe

I thought that little creatures lived down the bathroom sink, and that I'd have to pour water and put chopped-up soap down the drain occasionally because that was how they ate and drank.

Anon

There was a brand of shampoo called Kids Only, so I thought that if my mum tried to use it, she physically wouldn't be able to.

Anon

Not me, but my cousin used to think wrinkle cream gave you wrinkles.

Anon

I once believed I was allergic to bath water, and that i would dissolve into a puddle when touching it - My brother actually told me it so i would be afraid of taking a bath

Skeet skeet

In my childhood I used to believe that the correct order for washing my hands was before taking the pee.

Quique

When I was a kid, I thought you could get arrested if you accidently walked into the wrong restroom

Anon

When I was little, I used to believe I could fly from my bed but I didn"t ....I fell on the floor!

Anon

When I was young , my father used to tell me when I lost a tooth . I had to put it under my pillow. The tooth fairy came in my bedroom and she took my tooth .She give me money but , It was my father. I knew at the age of 15 it was wrong :,It was my parents

Hazzzard

I used to be terrified to go to the bathroom at night, because i thought that a monster was in the bath tub behind the curtains and that he would jump out and get me

Anon

i used to think that before i took a bath, i had to pull away the curtains to see if there were any monsters in the tub.

Anon

When I was a little kid, I was scared to sit on the toilet because I thought there was a monster inside the toilet that was going to bite me, and I was also scared of the smaller potty that lights up for the same reason. I kept wearing pull-ups until I became old enough to wear underwear.

Beethoven freak

When I was kid I saw for the first time a dead man. He was an ancient men who lived near my home. For at least some years, I saw the coffin in the corridor in my home near the telephone furniture. I was very scared, when I went from my bedroom to the bathroom and opposite, I used to pass adhering to the wall, and sometimes I asked to the man let me pass.

Mark

I will be forever grateful to Mr. Rogers. I thought for sure that I was going to go down the bathtub drain. He assured me we kids couldn't. YAH! Love him forever.

Anon