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I used to believe that I could take a bath and talk into the water spout and anyone else taking a bath could hear me.
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the best of bathrooms
I used to believe that I could take a bath and talk into the water spout and anyone else taking a bath could hear me.

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when I was a child, I used to believe rats could come of the sewers by the toilets and live in my home, came in my room so I was scared when I went to the toilets.
When I was a child, I believed that the hole in the sink was connected to Africa. Since I thought there was very little water there, I poured water into the drain every day so that people could drink. I felt proud because I believed I was helping others. One day, my mother was shocked to see me doing it. She explained how things really worked, and I understood. Today, I would still like to help people in Africa, but in a more meaningful and effective way.
When I was little, I used to be very scared of the toilet during the night. I used to believe that was a monster hiding inside it. When I flushed, especially in the dark, I thought the monster would go out the toilet. I used to run out of the bathroom as fast I could, without looking back. This scare started after I watched an horror movie with my older cousin. After this, I used to avoid to flushing at night.
One day, I told my parents about the monster, and they laughted at me so I realized the monster was in my imagination.
When i was little, i used to thimk a snake lived in the toilets.
I thought it would bite me in the butt if i sat down. So i got on the toilet to pee, like a ninja.
One day I slipped and screamed " It bit me" . My mother arived. I was just wet, stuck and scared .
The was no snake just my fear.
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I didn't know the word "massage" (as in rubbing) was spelled like that, but I knew the word "massive" and this looked similar, so I was always put LOTS of conditioner in my hair.
I was freaked out by Steven Tyler as a kid. Whenever I went to the bathroom I was nervous that he would pop out of the shower curtains and scare me while I was using the toilet.
When I was little I thought that if I fell into the toilet it would absorb me and take me through the sewers.
I used to think that, because as a child I had graduated from potty seats to normal toilet seats, adults would sit without any toilet seat. So I spent a while trying to balance on an open toilet without falling in.
When I was a little boy, I used to believe that when I take my shower there were ghosts looking at me.
Somedays I didn't want to take a shower because it was an embarrassing situation.
But one day, my friends told me that ghost didn't exist and now fortunatly I can take my shower normally !
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My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babies
I thought that little creatures lived down the bathroom sink, and that I'd have to pour water and put chopped-up soap down the drain occasionally because that was how they ate and drank.
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I used to believe that when I flushed the toilet, a monster would appear in the bathroom and so I ran away immediately.
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There was a brand of shampoo called Kids Only, so I thought that if my mum tried to use it, she physically wouldn't be able to.
Not me, but my cousin used to think wrinkle cream gave you wrinkles.
I once believed I was allergic to bath water, and that i would dissolve into a puddle when touching it - My brother actually told me it so i would be afraid of taking a bath
In my childhood I used to believe that the correct order for washing my hands was before taking the pee.
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When I was a kid, I thought you could get arrested if you accidently walked into the wrong restroom
When I was little, I used to believe I could fly from my bed but I didn"t ....I fell on the floor!
When I was young , my father used to tell me when I lost a tooth . I had to put it under my pillow. The tooth fairy came in my bedroom and she took my tooth .She give me money but , It was my father. I knew at the age of 15 it was wrong :,It was my parents
I used to be terrified to go to the bathroom at night, because i thought that a monster was in the bath tub behind the curtains and that he would jump out and get me