bathrooms

I used to think that when I was in the bath I shark lived under the bath and that ig might come up and bite me

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I used to belive that when i turned on the Tap something Magical would happen like a unicorn or something like that!

Me

wen i woz lil i used 2 hate going in the bath because i thought that a spider wud crawl up the plug hole and get me

Anon

when i was 3 i was afriad i would be swept down the bathtub drain when the water was flowing out so i always made her pull me out before she pulled the plug. but then she made me sit down and look at the size of me and the size of the drain and i got the picture.

sarah b.

As far as I knew, people took baths because they needed to be watered in order to grow, just like plants. It made absolutely perfect sense.

The only thing I couldn't figure out about it was why people kept on giving the excuse that people bathe to keep clean. Really, being watered seemed a whole lot more logical!

Jackie F

I used to believe that the more water you ran in the sink, the bigger the sink bowl that was under the cabinet would get.

Jason

When i was little i thought that if i stayed in the bathtub too long it would grow teeth and fold in half and turn into a shark and eat me.

Chloe

When I was really little, about 2-5 I didn't like taking baths because I thought I was going to go down the drain. If my mom pulled the drain I'd jump out quickly because I didn't want to get sucked in.

Allie

When i was little I used to believe that the bristles on my toothbrush had big scary mouths that ate the plaque off your teeth. So then i was afraid that the bistles would eat my tounge. So i was always afraid to ever brush my teeth which might explain my mouth fungus......HAHA! jk.

pink ladies

i used to think that if you closed your eyes in the shower, then little centipedes would come out of the shower head!

crazy

I use to believe that perana could swim up the drain of the bath tub and eat you! Or at least that is what my sister told me when I was six, right after we watched the movie "Perana". I didn't take a bath for a year(I was stuck taking showers with a plate over the drain)!

sweet potata

when i was around 5 or 6 i believed jabba the slug thing on star wars was down in the drain of the bath tub becasue so much gunk when down in it. so i would lean over the drain and talk to him but i would never put my finger in there i was to scared hed catch me

brandi

I used to think that the sewers were a big pipe that is open on the top so you can see inside and there were these men in orange suits on each side of the tube who would sort the poop and pee from each other and they would go seperate ways!

Anon

I used to believe that sharks swam up the plug hole when the plug was pulled outand would eat you if you did not get out of the bath before all the water went down the plug hole. It certainly made me jump out!!

siborg - Nottingham

when i was 12 my dad said i didn't do such a great job cleaning the bathroom, and next time i should use some elbow grease
from that point on i would search high and low for the elbow grease in our cabinets, but never did find it
when i finally asked him to buy some more, he of coarse had a look on his face of disbelief, and in that i was never assigned that job again

maria

my sister told me that the large lump from the sink in the cabinet was a pig's stomach and it would eat me.

Anon

When I was little when ever I took a bath I was afraid to drain it, because I thought if I sat near it, it would suck my butt towards it and if I didn't get away from it in time, it would start sucking my intestines out.

*Anonymous*

I use to think that the bathtub would eat me. When I was really little and took a bath with my sister, I made her sit by the drain.

dara