bathrooms

When I was 8 I thought a spider lived in the toilet and would bite me if I sat on it.

Mike

i believed that when you finished taking a shower and you opened the shower curtain a velociraptor would be right there to eat you.

Anon

When I was about 3-5 I thought I could shave like my dad and I ended up cutting myself all over.

Matt

I used to believe there was a "toilet monster" that would suck me down the toilet if I sat on the toilet while flushing it, even with a toilet seat. So I made sure to get off the toilet before I flush it, and when I accidently flushed it before getting off, I would run and start screaming!

Jake

When I was kid I saw for the first time a dead man. He was an ancient men who lived near my home. For at least some years, I saw the coffin in the corridor in my home near the telephone furniture. I was very scared, when I went from my bedroom to the bathroom and opposite, I used to pass adhering to the wall, and sometimes I asked to the man let me pass.

Mark

I used to believe that hairspray was made of grapes! =) Does't it smell grapey to you? XD

Jaime

One day when I was 6 I learned that the toilet was NOT a water cooler. :/

J.C.

you know that little silver thing in the bath tub that starts to drain water if the baths to full ,well when i was a kid i though that it was a camera and i was a news reporter ,reporting from a flood in africa .simples minds yes!

alicia

After watching a skit about a drain monster on the old Nickelodeon show 'You Can't Do That On TV' I was scared to death to take a shower. I still took them but i made sure that i was as far away from the drain as possible so the 'drain monster' couldn't attack me. This belief haunted me until the age of 10! I was absolutely horrified!

Brittney

I used to beleive that bidets were something you washed your feet in I still think it is actually practical to do.

kronan

I believed that staying in the bathtub while the water was draining out would cause all the dirt to settle back onto my body.

Lisa

when i was around 5 or 6 i believed jabba the slug thing on star wars was down in the drain of the bath tub becasue so much gunk when down in it. so i would lean over the drain and talk to him but i would never put my finger in there i was to scared hed catch me

brandi

when i was 3 i was afriad i would be swept down the bathtub drain when the water was flowing out so i always made her pull me out before she pulled the plug. but then she made me sit down and look at the size of me and the size of the drain and i got the picture.

sarah b.

After watching an advert on telly for a bathroom cleaner when i was younger, i believed that each house had a certain amount of water to it, and that if you used too much it would run out and the sink would fill with green gunge. To this day i always make sure the taps are turned off properly!

water girlie

I used to babysit two little girls, ages 4 and 5. One night they were brushing their teeth, and after spitting toothpaste in the sink the younger one looked up at me and said, "Is that bird poop?"

Ashley Nylin

When I was three I would yell into the bathtub drain after taking my bath. I was convinced my father could hear me, and i would ask him all sorts of questions.

David

I used to believe..and it still scares me sort of till this day..that when i got in the bath tub..and stayed in there too long..Jaws(shark) would bust up through the bathtub and eat me. ..lol...the damage of shark movies.

Tiffani

When I was about 7 years old, I thought that there were goldfish in the tub watching me. I always had bubble baths so I couldn't "see" them, but I thought the see-through bubbles were fish eyes and the large ones were piranha eyes. I was frightened of bubble baths for 3 years.

The Greatest Person Ever

I used to believe that bidets were little toilets for babies or midgets. It made sense to me at the time though...

King Tim III 1/2

I used to think everything in the bathroom came to life when I wasn't looking and "stood still" when I was.
Sometimes I would turn around really fast to try and "catch them" walking around.

ur mom