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I used to believe that I could take a bath and talk into the water spout and anyone else taking a bath could hear me.

— Nikki

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You can get sucked down the plughole

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when i was about six, i visited my friend. in her bathroom, the wallparper had a sweirled design. i was in there, and i could have swown the wallpaper was moving, so i pressed on the wall, and it pushed in a little (my friends house was old, the walls bent sometimes)! so, that night i was convinced if you pushed into the wall, you could teleport to any bathroom. my friend and he mom laughed so hard when i told them their bathroom was a teleporter.

— helga

i saw a movie once that had a man dressed all in white (kinda like the Glad man) standing outside a bathroom window, peering at a woman while she showered. Yo... I couldn't take showers for the looooooongest time. I mean, I took baths instead!

— Kyssable

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I used to believe that "head and shoulders" was shampoo and shower cream in one... it was so much easier!

Anon

when i was 9 , i thought that the lochness monster would come out of the pot , u no , jut out its long slimy neck from there , but later i convinced myself that it could not get into the drain pipe [or cud it ?]
then i just gave away the idea cuz i thought scotland is pretty far frm my home !! lol !!

— crazy thoughts

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i use to believe that the bathroom was where shoes and pants lived!!!! it was scary!!!!

Anon

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I use to think monsters lived in the drain in my shower.
(C'mon I was little)

— Kiwi

Not really a belief, but more a confussion.
As a young kid, when I'd get out of the bath, I'd never know whether to towel dry my hair or my body first.
If I dried my body first, my hair would drip onto my freshly dried body, and if I dried my hair first it would begin to soak up the water from my wet body.
It's a wonder I ever managed to dry at all.

— Ross

It was halloween when I watched Michael Jackson's music video "Thriller". When I took a shower that night, I somewhat had a fear of zombies and Michael Jackson as a zombie so I ended up peeing in the shower. I stood on a stool in fear of zombies being in the shower or I stood on the side. For some reason, I have a full bladder when I take a shower.

— THRILLER!!!!!!

I believed when I was a wee little lass, about 5 I guess that this wee little feller lived down me wee little bath tub drain. I used to be afraid to go near that wee little drain figurin that the wee man would hurt me.

Anon

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i used to believe that, if i ever stayed in the bathtub for too long, i would get stung by a bunch of bees.

— pox

When I was 8 I used to believe that there are devils in the bath tub! Till now (i am 14) i check if there is any devil there!!

— Aya

I used to believe if you leave the toothpaste tube open a big green slimey monster would come out, like on that old toothpaste comircle.Silly me!Ha,Ha,Ha!!!

— Jacob

I used to believe that I had to get out of the bathtub really quickly once the drain had been let out. I thought I'd be sucked down if I didn't hurry.

Anon

i used to believe that if a paper towel went down the sink drain, the fire alarm would go off. i hated the fire alarm.

Anon

I used to believe that Mr. Bubbles lived under my bathtub

— Deidre

When I was little, after my bath, I would hide under my towel in the belief that my mum wouldn't be able to see me. She added to my belief by calling my name until I popped out, when she feigned mock surprise. This carried until I was at least seven, and she still teases me mercilessy...

— Jamie

i used to belive my house was haunted and that would laugh at me when i went poop hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and it did

— sexi lexie

I used to believe…

wen i woz lil i used 2 hate going in the bath because i thought that a spider wud crawl up the plug hole and get me

Anon

when i was younger my sister told me that if i put my head under the fauset in the bathtub lobsters wood come out and stick in my hair...and i believed her for the longest time

— tub trouble

i used to believe that the toliet water would instantly come through the sink so id wait untill it stopped running to wash my hands

Anon

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