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When I was little, sometimes my mom would let me use her bathroom (to take bubble baths with my Barbies). Sometimes, I see thin, brown, coiled layers in the toilet bowl. I would get terrified, thinking that there was a disgusting snake living in our pipes who came up into the toilet to shed his old skin. Actually, these thin, coiled layers were shavings from my mom sharpening her eye pencil and forgetting to flush it away.
When I first used conditioner for my hair, I believed that I had to put it on first, then the shampoo.
when i was like 5 i used to think every time i went into the bathroom someone was watching me through tiny cameras so i used to cover up anything that looked serspisouse just in case!
Somehow I was raised washing my hands in cold water, even though today my parents use warm. I used to believe that most people used cold, and that using warm water made you a weirdo. I finally realized the truth on a sixth grade field trip, but I still get very irritated when the water in public restrooms comes out hot at first courtesy of the "weirdo" :) who used the sink before me.
for some dumb reason, I used to think that after you took a bath, you had to drain the tub and refill it with some special concoction for your skin and you had to soak in it. This little after-bath thing was called a "nine". I have no idea where I got that idea from.
Wheni was young my moms friends husband died and i used to alwayz think that he was in the bathtub waiting for him wife to c him from this day on b4 i take a shower i open the curtains real quick so i can "somethi g" b4 it gets away
when I was younger, whenever my mother was cleaning the bathroom, to keep us out she'd tell us that the bleach she used would burn our skin like acid. I believed this for 4 years; bleach still scares me a bit!
I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF I WANKED IN THE SHOWER A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY COULD GET PREGNANT.
When my brother and I were children, my mom used to bathe us together. When she would leave us in the tub, we would lie down and pretend we were french fries frying in oil. LOL!!
i used to believe that if i used the showerhead in the shower it would be the devil giving me a massage
I used to be super paranoid about weird things happening to me when I was little.I used to think my eyeballs were going to fall out while I was in the shower.It's funny,my mom used to have to take me a shower till I was like in the First grade.
i used to think there was a ghost in my shower when the shower curtains were closed and i would be in the bathroom.
While in the church bathroom i shouted bloodymary, bloodymary, bloodymary and waited for that one evil lady to pop her grody head out of the urinal. It never came.
i used to believe that if you went in the bathroom for more then 5 minutes you
will be eatin my the toilet even if you are takeing a bath i
would only go in there for like 16 seconds and wash my hair
and everything it was hard i believe it till i was like 12 years old.
i believe that hot water gives more power to life and everytime i take bath i pour four mugs of water down-
1for my mother
1for my father
1for my sister last one for my uncle who taught me to ride bike
and also i have killed many cockroaches that their presence will kill any of my family members and iam still doing both the acts iam 23 now in india
I used to think that a toilet was called a potty, and I also thought a tub was called a bath, rather than those words referring to the actions. My parents always seemed to call them by those names, and they would only say "toilet" or "tub" if they were angry.
i thought that taking a shower was a sexual thing that only adults were allowed to do.
I believed there were a family of little people who lived in my grandparents medicine closet.....
when i was little i always had alot of time to think abt things especially if i was making a shit so one time in my little "thinking sessions" i started to wonder if maybe my whole whole life was just a dream and nothing had really happened yet. I also used to wonder how i was born a human and not an animal or a plant and if i was an animal or a plant if i would be the same person...? i still think about that sometimes, but i dont have thinking sessions on the toilet anymore
When i was little I used to believe that the bristles on my toothbrush had big scary mouths that ate the plaque off your teeth. So then i was afraid that the bistles would eat my tounge. So i was always afraid to ever brush my teeth which might explain my mouth fungus......HAHA! jk.
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