at home: bathrooms

I used to think that a toilet was called a potty, and I also thought a tub was called a bath, rather than those words referring to the actions. My parents always seemed to call them by those names, and they would only say "toilet" or "tub" if they were angry.

when i was little i always had alot of time to think abt things especially if i was making a shit so one time in my little "thinking sessions" i started to wonder if maybe my whole whole life was just a dream and nothing had really happened yet. I also used to wonder how i was born a human and not an animal or a plant and if i was an animal or a plant if i would be the same person...? i still think about that sometimes, but i dont have thinking sessions on the toilet anymore

When i was little I used to believe that the bristles on my toothbrush had big scary mouths that ate the plaque off your teeth. So then i was afraid that the bistles would eat my tounge. So i was always afraid to ever brush my teeth which might explain my mouth fungus......HAHA! jk.

When I was 10, whenever I stopped the shower, I always hear this weird gurgling noise. When I was that age, I thought it sounded sort of like a small roaring, like a lion. So I finally decided it must be a lion under or shower, and when I turned off the shower, he had to stop showering too. Then because he was thirsty, he kept roaring until I turned the shower back on again for a few seconds.

my dad told me i would turn into a prune if i stayed in the bathtub too long, i got scared.