bad habits

I used to believe…

When I was about 5-years old, i was a constant nose-picker. My mom would often ask me at that age, "Are you looking for a cadillac? if you keep picking, you may!" Being the five-year old I was, I kept picking day after day until I got bloody noses.
I also watched a "Ren and Stimpy" cartoon where they destroyed the Lincoln Memorial because they thought his noggin was filled with gold. I then believe that everybody had gold in their brain, so I tried to pick my nose to find it.
All I got for my trouble were bloody noses and big nostrils. (sarcastically) Thanks a lot society!!!

I used to think that when I bit my nails and swallowed them they would cut my insides. How lame!

i ased to belive if you picked your nose too much it would turn into a carrot

i used to think there were little umpa lompa men (out of charlie and the chocalte factory) up my nose and they made boggies they slept all day and worked all day and thats why i always had boggies first thing in the morning.

i used to believe that smoking refer was the same as smoking squares. well at least the same affect.. until i actually found out for myself...... ya well refer and squares aren't the same and nether is shrums and pot so ...there lots of differences..... alot...!

I used to believe…

ever since i can remember my mum has always told me that if i pick my nose my brains will fall out

I had this friend when I was younger, and she told me if you sucked your thumb for long enough it would turn to toffee. She was a lot older than me, so naturally I believed her. Needless to say I was v disappointed when it didn't work......

I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU SNIFFED AND SWALLOWED SNOT, OR PICKED YOUR NOSE AND ATE IT, IT ALL WENT INTO A WEE BAG IN YOUR STOMACH, AND WHEN THE BAG WAS FULL,- YOU DIED

i used to believe that if i picked my nose my head would cave in cos my mam used to say to me "dont pick ur nose or ur head will cave in" !!

I used to believe…

Til' I was about 10 i bit my nails. My mom and my doctor told me that because of my bad habit I must have parasites in my stomach. Tell me how I associated this with worms crawling around in there! I was cured forever.

I used to believe…

When I was about 4, I used to bite my nails- CONSTANTLY. My uncle tried the "scare" tactic to get me to stop, so he told me that when I bit my nails, evil germs would fly inside my now "open" fingers and they would eat my organs. In the middle of the night a few weeks later, I bit my nails while sleeping. When I woke up, my fingers were covered in dirt. I was SO scared, until my mom told me that my cat rubbed against me while I slept.

I used to believe…

When i was a kid( I still am one) I had a bad habit of biting my nails( I still do). My mom always told me that if I didn't stop biting my nails she would put this red hote cinommon pepper stuff on my nails(but she never did). Isn't that funny!

I used to believe…

When I was 7-8, I still sucked my thumb. Well, not infront of my friends. My parents tried to find excuses for me to stop, until my father came up with, "If you keep sucking your thumb, all the skin will come off and your bones will be left!" That did the trick.

I used to believe…

My mum used to tell me that if you ate your bogeys they would form a big ball of them in your stomach and the doctor would have to give you surgery to remove it.

I used to believe…

When people smoked tobacco with the pipe, I thought that they were actually cooking up something with fire. When it was done "cooking", they would suck the pipe and "eat" some sweet-tasting, warm, gooey caramel-like substance.

i used to think that ciggerattes were those skinny little pretzals so when me and my mom were in the grocery store, i would always ask for a pack of ciggerattes.I got ssooooo many stares